--- title: "16 Want Quotes By Derek Landy" description: "16 Want quotes by Derek Landy. Plus more from Derek Landy and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f30/derek-landy-826_feelings_she-wants-to-be-polite-and-not-hurt-your_844128.png" --- > [She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/she-wants-to-be-polite-and-not-hurt-your-feelings-so-she-s-not-going/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f30/derek-landy-826_feelings_she-wants-to-be-polite-and-not-hurt-your_844128.png) > [It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/it-s-not-that-i-want-you-to-go-it-s-just-that-i-don-t-want-you-to/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17a/derek-landy-826_china_it-s-not-that-i-want-you-to-go-it-s-just_2599514.png) > [Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/tanith-has-a-sword-said-valkyrie-i-want-a-stick-i-ll-get-you-a-stick/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b96/derek-landy-826_said_tanith-has-a-sword-said-valkyrie-i-want_2571643.png) > [There's enough sedative in these darts to bring down a werewolf, which is exactly what we're hunting. Why would we want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-enough-sedative-in-these-darts-to-bring-down-a-werewolf-which/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/derek-landy-826_animal_there-s-enough-sedative-in-these-darts-t_1052306.png) > [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a45/derek-landy-826_dead-people_of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skuldu_75852.png) > [I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-love-you-yeah-well-you-make-my-heart-want-to-beat-that-s-nice-and/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93d/derek-landy-826_beats_i-love-you-yeah-well-you-make-my-heart-w_1190306.png) > [I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-don-t-want-a-perfectly-safe-weapon-i-want-a-dangerous-weapon-that/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df7/derek-landy-826_dangerous_i-don-t-want-a-perfectly-safe-weapon-i-w_1010665.png) > [How have you been? You’re still as beautiful as ever.” “As are you, my dear. I love your shoes.” “Aren’t they delightful?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/how-have-you-been-you-re-still-as-beautiful-as-ever-as-are-you-my/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/derek-landy-826_beautiful_how-have-you-been-you-re-still-as-beauti_1463060.jpg) > [I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-m-sorry-i-don-t-know-what-any-of-you-want-or-why-guns-and-knives/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a96/derek-landy-826_acting_i-m-sorry-i-don-t-know-what-any-of-you-w_2857030.jpg) > [I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-need-a-weapon-valkyrie-muttered-you-re-an-elemental-with-a/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a80/derek-landy-826_art_i-need-a-weapon-valkyrie-muttered-you-re_1480228.png) > [If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/if-things-go-wrong-i-ll-lead-them-away-once-it-s-clear-get-back-to/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/143/derek-landy-826_brave_if-things-go-wrong-i-ll-lead-them-away-o_737969.png) > [He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-what-it-was-it-started-with-f/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png) > [Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/get-away-from-my-ex-girlfriend-you-moany-little-whinge-bag-caelen/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fa/derek-landy-826_bags_get-away-from-my-ex-girlfriend-you-moany_1358227.jpg) > [Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-at-the-baby-can-it-do-any/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd5/derek-landy-826_arms_fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-a_1123796.jpg) > [You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-should-have-called-us-desmond-would-have-picked-you-up-no-i/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a28/derek-landy-826_breakfast_you-should-have-called-us-desmond-would_3039477.jpg) > [You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him-uh-no-she-s-like-i-said-she-s/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/derek-landy-826_clue_you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him_2830080.jpg) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Derek Landy > [Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stephanie-could-see-the-greed-seep-into-the-watery-eyes-of-her-father/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/strike-from-the-shadows-disapear-into-darkness/) [derek landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/but-if-you-can-confront-your-inner-demons-i-did-confront-my-inner/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-a-clue-look-like-tanith-whispered-stephanie-fought-the/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-took-her-hand-in-his-and-knelt-before-her-valkyrie-looked-at-him/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-find-it-rude-to-laugh-at-a-man-with-a-sword/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-she-asked-again-he-pointed-ahead-of-them-see-that-what-the-snow/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-baron-unfortunately-turns-it-all-the-way-up-to-eleven-seriously/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/valkyrie-walked-over-to-her-since-she-had-met-her-all-she-d-wanted-to/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-ve-always-been-a-monster-scapegrace-told-her-but-now-finally-my/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-rain-battered-the-cottage-valkyrie-risked-a-look-up-at/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-no-such-thing-as-winning-or-losing-there-is-won-and-there-is/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-liked-murder-murder-and-long-walks-had-been-two-of-his-favorite/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-don-t-need-a-cure-the-other-zombie-said-that-s-right-scapegrace/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/derek-landy/#itemlist", "name": "16 Want Quotes By Derek Landy", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. 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It hurts people.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-don-t-want-a-perfectly-safe-weapon-i-want-a-dangerous-weapon-that/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df7/derek-landy-826_dangerous_i-don-t-want-a-perfectly-safe-weapon-i-w_1010665.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df7/derek-landy-826_dangerous_i-don-t-want-a-perfectly-safe-weapon-i-w_1010665.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df7/derek-landy-826_dangerous_i-don-t-want-a-perfectly-safe-weapon-i-w_1010665.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "How have you been? You’re still as beautiful as ever.” “As are you, my dear. I love your shoes.” “Aren’t they delightful? I saw them and just had to have them. Their previous owner wasn’t too keen to let them go, but I can be very persuasive when I want to be.” “Is that her blood on the left one?” “And no amount of scrubbing will get it out, either.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/how-have-you-been-you-re-still-as-beautiful-as-ever-as-are-you-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/derek-landy-826_beautiful_how-have-you-been-you-re-still-as-beauti_1463060.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/derek-landy-826_beautiful_how-have-you-been-you-re-still-as-beauti_1463060.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/derek-landy-826_beautiful_how-have-you-been-you-re-still-as-beauti_1463060.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“How have you been? You’re still as beautiful as ever.” “As are you, my dear. I love your shoes.” “Aren’t…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the girl has just been taken hostage, but everyone seems to be acting like having a TALKING SKELETON in the room is perfectly normal. And you, where are your eyes? How can you see? 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You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... 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Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don't Oh, and don't touch the radio--I've got it tuned right where I want it and I don't want you messing that up.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/if-things-go-wrong-i-ll-lead-them-away-once-it-s-clear-get-back-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/143/derek-landy-826_brave_if-things-go-wrong-i-ll-lead-them-away-o_737969.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/143/derek-landy-826_brave_if-things-go-wrong-i-ll-lead-them-away-o_737969.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/143/derek-landy-826_brave_if-things-go-wrong-i-ll-lead-them-away-o_737969.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. 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It was troop.\" She frowned. \"Wait that's not a word.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-what-it-was-it-started-with-f/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. 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He peered at the baby. \"Can it do any tricks yet?\" \"I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?\" \"God, no,\" Fletcher said laughing. \"I'd drop it.\" \"It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby.\" \"You always say I am an idiot.\" \"But you're a special kind of idiot. Here.\" She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-at-the-baby-can-it-do-any/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd5/derek-landy-826_arms_fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-a_1123796.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd5/derek-landy-826_arms_fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-a_1123796.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd5/derek-landy-826_arms_fletcher-appeared-beside-her-he-peered-a_1123796.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fletcher appeared beside her. 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That would have been my first clue.” The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him-uh-no-she-s-like-i-said-she-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/derek-landy-826_clue_you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him_2830080.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/derek-landy-826_clue_you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him_2830080.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/derek-landy-826_clue_you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him_2830080.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. 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