--- title: "14 Want Quotes By Christopher Moore" description: "14 Want quotes by Christopher Moore. Plus more from Christopher Moore and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b39/christopher-moore-353_fuck_what-do-you-want-spain-fuck-938028_938028.png" --- > [“What do you want?" "Spain" "Fuck!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/what-do-you-want-spain-fuck/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b39/christopher-moore-353_fuck_what-do-you-want-spain-fuck-938028_938028.png) > [She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/she-s-evil-evil-evil-evil-i-want-to-see-her-naked/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/christopher-moore-353_evil_she-s-evil-evil-evil-evil-i-want-to-see_378353.png) > [He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/he-had-risked-his-freedom-and-his-pride-to-buy-her-this-to/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/christopher-moore-353_acknowledge_he-had-risked-his-freedom-and-his-pride_2423537.png) > [So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/so-hey-once-joshua-heals-your-brother-you-want-to-go-do-something-get/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/008/christopher-moore-353_brother_so-hey-once-joshua-heals-your-brother-yo_1924634.png) > [I really don't think of my work in terms of a genre. I think of it in terms of what I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-really-don-t-think-of-my-work-in-terms-of-a-genre-i-think-of-it-in/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f04/christopher-moore-353_cool_i-really-don-t-think-of-my-work-in-terms_735180.png) > [They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/they-want-to-be-tied-up-i-tie-them-up-they-want-to-be-spanked-i-spank/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a67/christopher-moore-353_baby_they-want-to-be-tied-up-i-tie-them-up-th_2804473.png) > [You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-want-me-and-i-want-you-right-who-did-she-think-she-was-you-can-t/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8da/christopher-moore-353_i-want-you_you-want-me-and-i-want-you-right-who-did_2199237.jpg) > [I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang gliding. I liked his first book, too,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-just-finished-a-novel-called-exult-by-joe-quirk-last-night-it-s/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8f/christopher-moore-353_about_i-just-finished-a-novel-called-exult-by_2756928.jpg) > [ The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. \[...\] The children… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-angel-has-confided-in-me-that-he-is-going-to-ask-the-lord-if-he/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db9/christopher-moore-353_angel_the-angel-has-confided-in-me-that-he-is_2372029.png) > [Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/words-words-words-a-million-million-words-circle-in-my-head-like/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eca/christopher-moore-353_circles_words-words-words-a-million-million-word_2283864.png) > [As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/as-much-as-i-encourage-communication-with-my-readers-i-don-t-want/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/906/christopher-moore-353_books_as-much-as-i-encourage-communication-wit_1200175.png) > [Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/wet-towel-under-the-door-said-barry-it-s-what-you-do-when-you-re/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c0/christopher-moore-353_calling_wet-towel-under-the-door-said-barry-it-s_1818844.png) > [Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/abby-i-could-be-a-slave-to-your-darkest-desires-i-can-do-things/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c96/christopher-moore-353_abby_abby-i-could-be-a-slave-to-your-darkest_2864773.jpg) > [It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/it-was-watching-madeline-alby-eat-cheese-with-every-ounce-of-her/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/christopher-moore-353_best-time_it-was-watching-madeline-alby-eat-cheese_2643448.png) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Christopher Moore > [“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/love-them-all-said-renoir-that-is-the-secret-young-man-love-them-all/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-tried-cutting-myself-to-express-my-heartbreak-over-tommy-lord-flood/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/canada-is-a-myth-people-made-up-to-entertain-children-like-the-tooth/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/sarcasm-will-make-your-tits-fall-off/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-hope-you-are-not-here-to-ask-me-to-do-my-bawdy-business-the-monkey/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-prospect-of-change-is-a-many-fanged-beast-my-dear/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-night-was-crisp-and-the-stars-shone-with-a-cold-blue-light-like/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Children see magic because they look for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/children-see-magic-because-they-look-for-it/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/abby-von-normal-and-i-m-like-don-t-change-the-subject-kung-pao-what-i/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-can-t-just-go-around-blurting-out-the-truth-like-a-prophet-with/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/how-could-you-deal-with-a-creature-as-devious-as-woman/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/turning-your-ankle-hurts-like-hell-even-if-you-re-a-superhero/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/lonliness-evaporated-off-of-them-like-the-steam-off-dry-ice-and-by/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/give-us-a-call-or-you-know-flash-a-searchlight-in-the-sky-with-your/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) > [“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/it-wasn-t-so-much-like-the-hands-of-time-had-stood-still-here-more/) [Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/christopher-moore/#itemlist", "name": "14 Want Quotes By Christopher Moore", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What do you want?\" \"Spain\" \"Fuck!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Christopher Moore" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/what-do-you-want-spain-fuck/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b39/christopher-moore-353_fuck_what-do-you-want-spain-fuck-938028_938028.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b39/christopher-moore-353_fuck_what-do-you-want-spain-fuck-938028_938028.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b39/christopher-moore-353_fuck_what-do-you-want-spain-fuck-938028_938028.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What do you want?\" \"Spain\" \"Fuck!” — Christopher Moore", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "She's evil. 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