--- title: "20 Want Quotes By Caitlin Moran" description: "20 Want quotes by Caitlin Moran. Plus more from Caitlin Moran and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/434/caitlin-moran-865_baby_it-s-just-a-horrible-thing-to-keep-sayin_1293541.png" --- > [It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/it-s-just-a-horrible-thing-to-keep-saying-to-a-woman-do-you-want-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/434/caitlin-moran-865_baby_it-s-just-a-horrible-thing-to-keep-sayin_1293541.png) > [I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-just-want-tina-fey-to-be-my-best-friend-and-lena-dunham-and-oprah/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b63/caitlin-moran-865_best_i-just-want-tina-fey-to-be-my-best-frien_2002280.png) > [I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-want-a-zero-tolerance-policy-on-all-the-patriarchal-bullshit/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61b/caitlin-moran-865_bullshit_i-want-a-zero-tolerance-policy-on-all-th_367372.png) > [In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/in-the-end-i-want-to-spend-my-60s-writing-bonkbusters-like-jilly/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f1/caitlin-moran-865_end_in-the-end-i-want-to-spend-my-60s-writin_3006486.png) > [And every book, you find, has its own social group--friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/and-every-book-you-find-has-its-own-social-group-friends-of-its-own/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/caitlin-moran-865_book_and-every-book-you-find-has-its-own-soci_2099976.jpg) > [I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-never-wanted-to-be-famous-it-was-amusing-at-first-but-now-i-hate-it/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43d/caitlin-moran-865_amusing_i-never-wanted-to-be-famous-it-was-amusi_1415820.png) > [The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-doughy-faced-woman-has-been-forced-to-sit-on-the-sidelines-of/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfa/caitlin-moran-865_agenda_the-doughy-faced-woman-has-been-forced-t_56848.png) > [But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/but-as-the-years-went-on-i-realised-that-what-i-really-want-to-be-all/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb6/caitlin-moran-865_honest_but-as-the-years-went-on-i-realised-that_1585054.png) > [Nowadays, to be frank, every week is a good week for freakshow television. we might start asking, Why are there so many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/nowadays-to-be-frank-every-week-is-a-good-week-for-freakshow/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dae/caitlin-moran-865_asking_nowadays-to-be-frank-every-week-is-a-goo_928066.jpg) > [I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-don-t-campaign-for-the-end-of-the-aristocracy-or-the-upper-classes/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45a/caitlin-moran-865_anything_i-don-t-campaign-for-the-end-of-the-aris_683135.png) > [Any action a woman engages in from a spirit of joy, and within a similarly safe and joyous environment, falls within the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/any-action-a-woman-engages-in-from-a-spirit-of-joy-and-within-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/caitlin-moran-865_action_any-action-a-woman-engages-in-from-a-spi_2386020.png) > [Never feel this bad again. Never come back to this place, where only a knife will do. Live a gentle and kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/never-feel-this-bad-again-never-come-back-to-this-place-where-only-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10f/caitlin-moran-865_feel_never-feel-this-bad-again-never-come-bac_749007.png) > [When Rudy Giuliani became mayor of New York in 1993, his belief in the 'Broken Windows' theory led him to implement the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-rudy-giuliani-became-mayor-of-new-york-in-1993-his-belief-in-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2e/caitlin-moran-865_belief_when-rudy-giuliani-became-mayor-of-new-y_2913393.jpg) > [I was spurred by the fact that having worked for women's magazines myself as a journalist, if you go off and interview…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-was-spurred-by-the-fact-that-having-worked-for-women-s-magazines/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0a/caitlin-moran-865_aerosmith_i-was-spurred-by-the-fact-that-having-wo_1931487.png) > [What art should be about,' they will say, 'is revealing exquisite and resonant truths about the human condition.' Well, to be honest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/what-art-should-be-about-they-will-say-is-revealing-exquisite-and/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/955/caitlin-moran-865_art_what-art-should-be-about-they-will-say-i_2694086.png) > [When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-i-talk-to-girls-they-go-i-m-not-a-feminist-and-i-say-what-you/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d6/caitlin-moran-865_accounts_when-i-talk-to-girls-they-go-i-m-not-a-f_2544325.png) > [I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-know-people-go-on-about-twitter-but-it-is-amazing-it-s-whatever-you/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68f/caitlin-moran-865_amazing_i-know-people-go-on-about-twitter-but-it_2482138.png) > [I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-don-t-want-children-anyway-caz-says-so-i-m-getting-nothing-out-of/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ed/caitlin-moran-865_children_i-don-t-want-children-anyway-caz-says-so_2274741.png) > [Batman doesn’t want a baby in order to feel he’s ‘done everything’. He’s just saved Gotham again! If this means that Batman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/batman-doesn-t-want-a-baby-in-order-to-feel-he-s-done-everything-he-s/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0db/caitlin-moran-865_baby_batman-doesn-t-want-a-baby-in-order-to-f_1623654.jpg) > [Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/twitter-means-all-my-friends-are-in-my-computer-all-my-ideas-are-in/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc7/caitlin-moran-865_computer_twitter-means-all-my-friends-are-in-my-c_573536.png) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Caitlin Moran > [“Bármilyen idiótának, aki azt kérdezi: „Feminista vagy? Akkor elégeted a melltartóidat, mi? HE? Melltartókat égetsz, te feminista?” – szép nyugodtan így kell válaszolni: „Ostoba.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/b-rmilyen-idi-t-nak-aki-azt-k-rdezi-feminista-vagy-akkor-el-geted-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, as well?’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-can-tell-whether-some-misogynistic-societal-pressure-is-being/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-wanted-to-become-a-doctor-to-help-people-and-feel-better-at-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all these problems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-think-loads-of-women-have-this-idea-that-their-life-is-going-to/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-ve-got-a-mother-who-s-given-birth-to-eight-children-you-know/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-m-neither-pro-women-nor-anti-men-i-m-just-thumbs-up-for-the-six/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us to stand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-doughy-faced-woman-has-been-forced-to-sit-on-the-sidelines-of/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“The more women argue, loudly, against feminism, the more they both prove it exists and that they enjoy its hard-won privileges.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-more-women-argue-loudly-against-feminism-the-more-they-both-prove/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/it-s-technically-impossible-for-a-woman-to-argue-against-feminism/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“But if there is to be a fifth wave of feminism, I would hope that the main thing that distinguishes it from all that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/but-if-there-is-to-be-a-fifth-wave-of-feminism-i-would-hope-that-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/why-on-earth-have-i-because-i-m-a-woman-got-to-be-nice-to-everyone/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's amazing if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-sort-of-the-template-of-being-a-mother-is-that-you-re-endlessly/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“Ha egyszerűen őszintén vállaljuk azt, hogy kik vagyunk, a csatát félig megnyertük. Ha szarul érzed magad mindattól, amit a magazinokban és a lapokban olvasol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/ha-egyszer-en-szint-n-v-llaljuk-azt-hogy-kik-vagyunk-a-csat-t-f-lig/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“A szőr a női lét egyik legelső és legnagyobb gondja. Hívatlanul jelenik meg, úgyhogy döntést kell hozni róla – ami magunknak és a külvilágnak…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/a-sz-r-a-n-i-l-t-egyik-legels-s-legnagyobb-gondja-h-vatlanul-jelenik/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [When you talk to a young teenage girl, they're just full of self-loathing. The reason they feel self-loathing is they don't feel normal. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-talk-to-a-young-teenage-girl-they-re-just-full-of-self/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/caitlin-moran/#itemlist", "name": "20 Want Quotes By Caitlin Moran", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? 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