--- title: "14 Want Quotes By Bill Burr" description: "14 Want quotes by Bill Burr. Plus more from Bill Burr and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05f/bill-burr-1900_cubicle_you-know-what-a-cubicle-basically-says-i_2320000.png" --- > [You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-what-a-cubicle-basically-says-it-basically-says-like-you/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05f/bill-burr-1900_cubicle_you-know-what-a-cubicle-basically-says-i_2320000.png) > [I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stand-up-obviously-i-m-good/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5aa/bill-burr-1900_comedy_i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stan_22494.png) > [Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/let-s-go-to-brunch-what-a-great-idea-why-would-you-want-to-sleep-in/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/bill-burr-1900_brunch_let-s-go-to-brunch-what-a-great-idea-why_2210238.png) > [I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-fly-to-somewhere-where-people/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/bill-burr-1900_able_i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-f_1378322.png) > [Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/ric-flair-is-the-greatest-guy-ever-he-just-wants-to-hang-out-have-a/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd9/bill-burr-1900_beer_ric-flair-is-the-greatest-guy-ever-he-ju_713327.png) > [To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/to-me-this-is-not-yelling-i-am-not-yelling-i-m-just-passionate-about/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea7/bill-burr-1900_funny_to-me-this-is-not-yelling-i-am-not-yelli_2421720.png) > [Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/some-guy-workin-at-home-depot-he-wants-to-f-k-just-as-many-women-as-a/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/359/bill-burr-1900_care_some-guy-workin-at-home-depot-he-wants-t_1683328.png) > [I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need-a-plague-it-s-got-to-happen/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a3/bill-burr-1900_flu_i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need_131048.png) > [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f61/bill-burr-1900_comedy_i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a_5839.jpg) > [I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-one-of-those-guys-where-you-know-i-m-23-years-into-this-and-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3de/bill-burr-1900_amount_i-m-one-of-those-guys-where-you-know-i-m_1777472.jpg) > [You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-start-in-bars-and-then-restaurants-then-you-want-to-get-into/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e3/bill-burr-1900_able_you-start-in-bars-and-then-restaurants-t_1325455.jpg) > [It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-because-you-ve-got-so-much-more/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/bill-burr-1900_afterthought_it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-becau_153003.png) > [They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/they-say-you-don-t-want-to-meet-your-heroes-but-those-two-guys-you-do/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ef/bill-burr-1900_amazing_they-say-you-don-t-want-to-meet-your-her_2557972.png) > [You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-have-to-understand-how-bad-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-how-much-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b1/bill-burr-1900_bad_you-have-to-understand-how-bad-i-wanted_2221555.png) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Bill Burr > [I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-making-movies-and-being-in-any-that-i-can-be-in-i-d-like-to-be/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stand-up-obviously-i-m-good/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to-walk-around-the-grounds-of/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/business-runs-hot-and-cold-so-the-more-you-re-in-charge-of-your-own/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny-guy-i-just-loved-stand-up/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need-a-plague-it-s-got-to-happen/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-give-people-the-belief-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/look-how-long-it-took-to-build-the-freedom-tower-and-we-wanted-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/for-aspiring-comedians-don-t-listen-to-me-just-go-on-stage-and-do/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-because-you-ve-got-so-much-more/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-it-s-ridiculous/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/bill-burr/#itemlist", "name": "14 Want Quotes By Bill Burr", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? 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