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> [“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed some disturbing information about you which I want to discuss in more detail before I fill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/dennis-please-i-don-t-know-what-shut-the-fuck-up-and-stop-playing-me/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

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## More by Simon Kernick

> [“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/dennis-please-i-don-t-know-what-shut-the-fuck-up-and-stop-playing-me/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [“It was the members of the public who didn't seem to care what was happening on the streets around them, who hurried on by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/it-was-the-members-of-the-public-who-didn-t-seem-to-care-what-was/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [“I came very close to saying no, and I often wonder how things would have turned out if I had. I'm being honest when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/i-came-very-close-to-saying-no-and-i-often-wonder-how-things-would/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [“wet with it. In that same moment the room beyond the doorway was”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/wet-with-it-in-that-same-moment-the-room-beyond-the-doorway-was/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [“Chapter 1 I was sitting in Tina's Sunset Restaurant, watching the outriggers shuffle lazily through the clear waters of Sabang Bay, when Tomboy took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/chapter-1-i-was-sitting-in-tina-s-sunset-restaurant-watching-the/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [The day it all went wrong for me was 11 August 1989. That was the day I killed a man for the first time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/the-day-it-all-went-wrong-for-me-was-11-august-1989-that-was-the-day/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [“Contrary to popular belief, most detectives couldn't detect a heartbeat on a speed addict, but you never know when you might be up against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/contrary-to-popular-belief-most-detectives-couldn-t-detect-a/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

> [“You're never so alive as when you're on the verge of death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-kernick/you-re-never-so-alive-as-when-you-re-on-the-verge-of-death/)

[Simon Kernick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-kernick/)

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