--- title: "1 Wanna Hurt Quotes By John Candy" description: "1 Wanna Hurt quotes by John Candy. Plus more from John Candy and more Wanna Hurt sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/079/john-candy-18853_articles_you-wanna-hurt-me-go-right-ahead-if-it-m_2399876.png" --- > [You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/you-wanna-hurt-me-go-right-ahead-if-it-makes-you-feel-any-better-i-m/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/079/john-candy-18853_articles_you-wanna-hurt-me-go-right-ahead-if-it-m_2399876.png) ## More by John Candy > [My big break down here was working with Steven Spielberg in '1941.' It was a very small role, as Corporal Foley, who was part…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/my-big-break-down-here-was-working-with-steven-spielberg-in-1941-it/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [Our audience for SCTV was older than today's moviegoers, and with the cost of making movies being what it is today, it's hard for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/our-audience-for-sctv-was-older-than-today-s-moviegoers-and-with-the/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [“There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/there-was-no-way-i-was-gonna-walk-around-this-place-with-my-dork/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/i-thought-to-myself-join-the-army-it-s-free-so-i-figured-while-i-m/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/i-know-what-i-have-to-do-if-i-want-to-lose-weight-and-stay-healthy/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/as-long-as-you-can-savor-the-humorous-aspect-of-misery-and-misfortune/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/i-think-i-may-have-become-an-actor-to-hide-from-myself-you-can-escape/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [The loss of my father left a great emptiness in my heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/the-loss-of-my-father-left-a-great-emptiness-in-my-heart/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [I would come home and re-create every movie. Our backyard became a battleship, a war zone, a western town.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/i-would-come-home-and-re-create-every-movie-our-backyard-became-a/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/sure-i-m-sensitive-about-my-weight-i-don-t-do-fat-jokes/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [Like your job. Love your wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/like-your-job-love-your-wife/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/you-know-the-finest-line-a-man-will-walk-is-between-success-at-work/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/six-bucks-and-my-right-nut-says-we-re-not-landing-in-chicago/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [You don't pay an actor to act. An actor will do that for free because we love to act. You pay an actor to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/you-don-t-pay-an-actor-to-act-an-actor-will-do-that-for-free-because/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) > [I don't dream about the perfect script, though I check my mailbox every morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-candy/i-don-t-dream-about-the-perfect-script-though-i-check-my-mailbox/) [John Candy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-candy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wanna-hurt/john-candy/#itemlist", "name": "1 Wanna Hurt Quotes By John Candy", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. 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