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> [You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/you-wanna-fight-why-don-t-you-stick-your-head-up-my-butt-and-fight/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

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## More by Joe Dirt

> [Queer? Is this queer? These queer? What's up? What's up?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/queer-is-this-queer-these-queer-what-s-up-what-s-up/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [I got the poo on me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/i-got-the-poo-on-me/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/if-i-told-you-you-had-a-beautiful-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/ya-gotta-keep-on-keepin-on/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option brother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/you-can-t-have-no-in-your-heart-no-is-not-an-option-brother/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [Things get the darkest before dawn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/things-get-the-darkest-before-dawn/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/my-mom-used-to-say-that-to-me-if-she-caught-me-doin-stuff-like-one/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/you-wanna-fight-why-don-t-you-stick-your-head-up-my-butt-and-fight/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [Well well, lookey here. Corn off the cob.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/well-well-lookey-here-corn-off-the-cob/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [You gotta keep on keepin on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/you-gotta-keep-on-keepin-on/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/you-are-gonna-make-some-guy-so-happy-i-just-hope-whoever-it-is-he/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [You like to see homos naked?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/you-like-to-see-homos-naked/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [Life's a garden dig it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/life-s-a-garden-dig-it/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on. Life's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/no-man-you-gotta-keep-going-what-am-i-gonna-do-quit-that-s-not-an/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

> [Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh that sucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dirt/your-nuts-are-frozen-to-the-porch-oh-that-sucks/)

[Joe Dirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dirt/)

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