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> [“There are three types of wanker in this world. There’s the ones you pity, the sad, boring type of wanker who life always seems to enjoy torturing. Not me. Then there’s the irritating types of wanker, the one whose only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/white-gold-ed-westwick-vincent-swan/there-are-three-types-of-wanker-in-this-world-there-s-the-ones-you/)

White Gold Ed Westwick (Vincent Swan

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## More by White Gold Ed Westwick (Vincent Swan

> [“There are three types of wanker in this world. There’s the ones you pity, the sad, boring type of wanker who life always seems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/white-gold-ed-westwick-vincent-swan/there-are-three-types-of-wanker-in-this-world-there-s-the-ones-you/)

White Gold Ed Westwick (Vincent Swan

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