--- title: "1 Wanker Quotes By Tom Ellen" description: "1 Wanker quotes by Tom Ellen. Plus more from Tom Ellen and more Wanker sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/tom-ellen-43901_humor_it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdo_2244983.jpg" --- > [“It's fucking Donald Trump-level wankerdom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdom/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/tom-ellen-43901_humor_it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdo_2244983.jpg) ## More by Tom Ellen > [“Look at Ron and Hermione. Obstacles everywhere. But did Hermione give up on Ron when he was dating Lavender Brown? Did Ron give up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/look-at-ron-and-hermione-obstacles-everywhere-but-did-hermione-give/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“My phone started flashing on the bed. I looked at the screen, then looked up. "Fuck." "Who is it?" Negin frowned. "Why do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/my-phone-started-flashing-on-the-bed-i-looked-at-the-screen-then/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/wow-josh-stopped-and-ran-a-hand-over-his-shaved-head-i-mean-yeah/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“Phones have caused all my uni dramas to date. You wouldn't catch Elizabeth Bennet sending a comedy guinea pig picture to Darcy. She'd have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/phones-have-caused-all-my-uni-dramas-to-date-you-wouldn-t-catch/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“The niche stuff is the best stuff.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/the-niche-stuff-is-the-best-stuff/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/so-when-she-s-just-a-random-girl-from-school-you-don-t-give-her-a/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“No wonder I've never been in love, I'm too busy day-dreaming about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/no-wonder-i-ve-never-been-in-love-i-m-too-busy-day-dreaming-about-it/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“What should I do?" I turned to Negin. "I don't know." "Are you a doctor or not?" I screeched. "As I have said a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/what-should-i-do-i-turned-to-negin-i-don-t-know-are-you-a-doctor-or/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) > [“It's fucking Donald Trump-level wankerdom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdom/) [Tom Ellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ellen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wanker/tom-ellen/#itemlist", "name": "1 Wanker Quotes By Tom Ellen", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It's fucking Donald Trump-level wankerdom.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Ellen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ellen/it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdom/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/tom-ellen-43901_humor_it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdo_2244983.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/tom-ellen-43901_humor_it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdo_2244983.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/tom-ellen-43901_humor_it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdo_2244983.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's fucking Donald Trump-level wankerdom.” — Tom Ellen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wanker/tom-ellen/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wanker/tom-ellen/", "name": "Wanker Quotes by Tom Ellen", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wanker/tom-ellen/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/tom-ellen-43901_humor_it-s-fucking-donald-trump-level-wankerdo_2244983.jpg" }, "description": "1 Wanker quotes by Tom Ellen. 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