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title: "78 Wallet Quotes by 65 authors"
description: "Browse 78 Wallet quotes by 65 authors. Discover the best Wallet sayings and thoughts."
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> [The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-morgan/the-only-person-who-knows-what-s-in-my-wallet-is-my-wife/)

[Tracy Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-morgan/)

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> [I lose my wallet all the time, and I break my phone all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anderson-cooper/i-lose-my-wallet-all-the-time-and-i-break-my-phone-all-the-time/)

[Anderson Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anderson-cooper/)

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> [The pain when you open your wallet and find it empty..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soul/the-pain-when-you-open-your-wallet-and-find-it-empty/)

[SouL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soul/)

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> [I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-want-to-be-a-thief-of-my-own-wallet/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-dane/the-way-to-a-woman-s-heart-is-through-your-wallet/)

[Frank Dane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-dane/)

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> [I would never think to buy myself a wallet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-stalter/i-would-never-think-to-buy-myself-a-wallet/)

[Megan Stalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-stalter/)

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> [I don't like the George Costanza-style wallet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-d/i-don-t-like-the-george-costanza-style-wallet/)

[Mike D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-d/)

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> [I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wish-my-money-would-have-sex-in-my-wallet-and-multiply/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/anonymous-1_and_i-wish-my-money-would-have-sex-in-my-wal_1984653.jpg)

> [“The sort of wallet that molds itself tight around the stuff crammed inside.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-child/the-sort-of-wallet-that-molds-itself-tight-around-the-stuff-crammed/)

[Lee Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-child/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/113/lee-child-980_rich_the-sort-of-wallet-that-molds-itself-tig_2742266.jpg)

> [How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-is-a-woman-like-a-condom-both-spend-more-time-in-your-wallet-than/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fb/anonymous-1_condom_how-is-a-woman-like-a-condom-both-spend_2615470.jpg)

> [I usually carry my wallet, phone, Chapstick, and a snack at all times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-sampson/i-usually-carry-my-wallet-phone-chapstick-and-a-snack-at-all-times/)

[Kendrick Sampson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-sampson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/kendrick-sampson-21790_carry_i-usually-carry-my-wallet-phone-chapstic_1800523.jpg)

> [You lose a wallet or keys or something and you notice in a second, but your life can go missing and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dufresne/you-lose-a-wallet-or-keys-or-something-and-you-notice-in-a-second-but/)

[John Dufresne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dufresne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68d/john-dufresne-11991_keys_you-lose-a-wallet-or-keys-or-something-a_120661.png)

> [I love when my parents saybring me my wallet and I'll give you some money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-when-my-parents-saybring-me-my-wallet-and-i-ll-give-you-some/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/deb/anonymous-1_amazing_i-love-when-my-parents-saybring-me-my-wa_492853.jpg)

> [My wallet is full of change. I'm like, Why is this bag so heavy? Oh, yeah. It's the $100 in quarters!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/la-la-anthony/my-wallet-is-full-of-change-i-m-like-why-is-this-bag-so-heavy-oh-yeah/)

[La La Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/la-la-anthony/)

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> [“If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maureen-johnson/if-they-bulge-in-the-brain-or-anywhere-else-of-interest-the-wallet-is/)

[Maureen Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maureen-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23c/maureen-johnson-1282_rich_if-they-bulge-in-the-brain-or-anywhere-e_659485.png)

> [“A magician may step out without a purse, but he should never step out without a pack of playing cards.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/a-magician-may-step-out-without-a-purse-but-he-should-never-step-out/)

[Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a7/amit-kalantri-279_52_a-magician-may-step-out-without-a-purse_387730.jpg)

> [A workday lunch that lasts as long as a transcontinental flight is an impossibility for all but the most pliant and footloose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graydon-carter/a-workday-lunch-that-lasts-as-long-as-a-transcontinental-flight-is-an/)

[Graydon Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graydon-carter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/graydon-carter-6607_adventurous_a-workday-lunch-that-lasts-as-long-as-a_189430.png)

> [The moment I said I'd finished a book, I knew what would happen. There would be a bidding war, and I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling-2/the-moment-i-said-i-d-finished-a-book-i-knew-what-would-happen-there/)

[J. K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling-2/)

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> [Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/guys-if-you-keep-a-you-know-what-in-your-wallet-it-s-only-good-for-a/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

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> [The e-wallet allowed anyone with a valid e-mail ID to send and receive money from just about anybody, or to settle bills…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sucheta-dalal/the-e-wallet-allowed-anyone-with-a-valid-e-mail-id-to-send-and/)

[Sucheta Dalal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sucheta-dalal/)

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> ['Goodfellas' has kind of got it all. That was probably one of my favorite films as a kid, so I carried a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-rodriguez/goodfellas-has-kind-of-got-it-all-that-was-probably-one-of-my/)

[Mel Rodriguez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-rodriguez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a9/mel-rodriguez-36209_cinema_goodfellas-has-kind-of-got-it-all-that-w_1328228.jpg)

> [“I’d like to spend money on a wallet, but if I spent money on a wallet, I’d have none left over to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-spend-money-on-a-wallet-but-if-i-spent-money-on-a-wallet/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“The fact that you have a large sum of money in your wallet does not remove your responsibility from you before God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sunday-adelaja/the-fact-that-you-have-a-large-sum-of-money-in-your-wallet-does-not/)

[Sunday Adelaja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sunday-adelaja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fad/sunday-adelaja-35_body_the-fact-that-you-have-a-large-sum-of-mo_1144627.jpg)

> [I spend my weekends with my Android phone in an elastic band that has tied to my Android phone my driver's license…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-pichette/i-spend-my-weekends-with-my-android-phone-in-an-elastic-band-that-has/)

[Patrick Pichette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-pichette/)

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> [My father was a guy who, because of the businesses he was in - the hotel business, the hospitality business - he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-tisch/my-father-was-a-guy-who-because-of-the-businesses-he-was-in-the-hotel/)

[Steve Tisch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-tisch/)

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> [My brothers used to call me Bob. They'd laugh at me, and I didn't get it. I'm 13 years old at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-strahan/my-brothers-used-to-call-me-bob-they-d-laugh-at-me-and-i-didn-t-get/)

[Michael Strahan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-strahan/)

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> [“Cash. Pay cash, Theodore. It's safest, unless you keep your wallet where someone can pick your pocket." "I'm going to feel someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jewel-e-ann/cash-pay-cash-theodore-it-s-safest-unless-you-keep-your-wallet-where/)

[Jewel E. Ann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jewel-e-ann/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/324/jewel-e-ann-20679_pocket_cash-pay-cash-theodore-it-s-safest-unles_2167527.jpg)

> [Im st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/im-st-stacking-my-paper-my-wallet-look-like-a-bible/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/big-sean-504_bible_im-st-stacking-my-paper-my-wallet-look-l_1882669.jpg)

> [It's all about what's inside…The wallet :D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-all-about-what-s-inside-the-wallet-d/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/anonymous-1_inside_it-s-all-about-what-s-inside-the-wallet_2646868.jpg)

> [I'm not broke but my 'check wallet' light is on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-broke-but-my-check-wallet-light-is-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21f/anonymous-1_being-broke_i-m-not-broke-but-my-check-wallet-light_756033.jpg)

> [For people who use Google Wallet, the experience works.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sundar-pichai/for-people-who-use-google-wallet-the-experience-works/)

[Sundar Pichai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sundar-pichai/)

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> [I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christa-b-allen/i-don-t-use-a-wallet-my-money-is-just-free-flowing-in-my-bag/)

[Christa B. Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christa-b-allen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7d/christa-b-allen-32537_bag_i-don-t-use-a-wallet-my-money-is-just-fr_287198.png)

> [Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-lette/good-art-is-in-the-wallet-of-the-beholder/)

[Kathy Lette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-lette/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6c/kathy-lette-16412_art_good-art-is-in-the-wallet-of-the-beholde_62732.jpg)

> [A buffet… oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoidberg/a-buffet-oh-if-only-i-d-brought-my-wallet-with-me/)

[Zoidberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoidberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/zoidberg-21002_brought_a-buffet-oh-if-only-i-d-brought-my-walle_613990.jpg)

> [I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-crenshaw/i-can-explain-that-shot-arnold-moved-his-wallet-to-the-other-pocket/)

[Ben Crenshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-crenshaw/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d33/ben-crenshaw-20899_arnold_i-can-explain-that-shot-arnold-moved-his_2583265.png)

> [A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-esar/a-batch-of-credit-cards-fattens-a-wallet-before-it-thins-it/)

[Evan Esar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-esar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ed/evan-esar-1689_cards_a-batch-of-credit-cards-fattens-a-wallet_2013036.jpg)

> [The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/the-inside-of-my-wallet-is-pasture-past-your-green/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd6/drake-44_green_the-inside-of-my-wallet-is-pasture-past_1413611.png)

> [I keep Polaroids in my wallet of me and my friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-holt/i-keep-polaroids-in-my-wallet-of-me-and-my-friends/)

[Olivia Holt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-holt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a5/olivia-holt-14576_friends_i-keep-polaroids-in-my-wallet-of-me-and_2349021.jpg)

> [In the kingdome of a cheater the wallet is carried before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-herbert/in-the-kingdome-of-a-cheater-the-wallet-is-carried-before/)

[George Herbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-herbert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d6/george-herbert-107_cheater_in-the-kingdome-of-a-cheater-the-wallet_1572017.jpg)

> [Keep your wallet secured and don't blame others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/keep-your-wallet-secured-and-don-t-blame-others/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98d/anonymous-1_blame_keep-your-wallet-secured-and-don-t-blame_1283033.jpg)

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