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title: "3 Wallet Good Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Wallet Good quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Wallet Good sayings and thoughts."
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> [Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-straub/guys-if-you-keep-a-you-know-what-in-your-wallet-it-s-only-good-for-a/)

[Alec Straub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-straub/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98e/alec-straub-26792_funny_guys-if-you-keep-a-you-know-what-in-your_55852.jpg)

> [I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/i-kept-some-i-kept-a-little-bit-of-it-and-put-it-in-my-wallet-it-s/)

[Due Date](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/due-date/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caa/due-date-19667_quote_i-kept-some-i-kept-a-little-bit-of-it-an_589741.jpg)

> [“If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maureen-johnson/if-they-bulge-in-the-brain-or-anywhere-else-of-interest-the-wallet-is/)

[Maureen Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maureen-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23c/maureen-johnson-1282_rich_if-they-bulge-in-the-brain-or-anywhere-e_659485.png)

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