--- title: "4 Wake Quotes By Pauly D" description: "4 Wake quotes by Pauly D. Plus more from Pauly D and more Wake sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/pauly-d-4262_oh-yeah_oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah-573314_573314.png" --- > [OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/pauly-d-4262_oh-yeah_oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah-573314_573314.png) > [How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/how-the-hell-did-i-wake-up-my-hairs-still-done/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/489/pauly-d-4262_funny_how-the-hell-did-i-wake-up-my-hairs-stil_746961.png) > [AHHHH YEAHHH WAKE UP YEAHHHH](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/ahhhh-yeahhh-wake-up-yeahhhh/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/pauly-d-4262_wake_ahhhh-yeahhh-wake-up-yeahhhh-1145331_1145331.png) > [Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/its-my-last-day-here-and-everybodys-sleeping-so-i-gotta-do-my-thing/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/pauly-d-4262_last-day_its-my-last-day-here-and-everybodys-slee_1177956.png) ## More by Pauly D > [The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/the-first-thing-i-want-to-do-now-that-i-m-back-in-america-is-i-want/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [That must be Jelly cuz Jam dont shake like that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/that-must-be-jelly-cuz-jam-dont-shake-like-that/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/seasides-so-beautiful-look-at-the-garbage/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/here-s-no-way-i-m-going-to-jersey-without-my-hair-gel-can-t-leave/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f\*ckin' relationships and my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/i-m-over-here-tryin-to-clean-my-sneaks-i-can-t-concentrate-with-all/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/so-i-m-now-coming-up-with-a-new-plan-whenever-a-girl-leaves-the-house/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/gtf-gym-tan-find-out-who-sammi-is-texting-behind-ronnie-s-back/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/these-girls-they-know-the-deal-the-only-reason-why-we-even-grabbed/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [It's T-Shirt time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/it-s-t-shirt-time/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [Shut The Fuck Up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/shut-the-fuck-up/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/mike-looks-even-dumber-than-he-normally-looks/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [If she still has coloring books, She's to young for you Bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/if-she-still-has-coloring-books-she-s-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/ryder-s-looking-good-tonight-but-she-already-had-sex-with-vinny-and-i/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/you-dont-come-in-on-sunday-with-a-big-banana-and-expect-everything-to/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) > [OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wake/pauly-d/#itemlist", "name": "4 Wake Quotes By Pauly D", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pauly D" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/pauly-d-4262_oh-yeah_oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah-573314_573314.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/pauly-d-4262_oh-yeah_oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah-573314_573314.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/pauly-d-4262_oh-yeah_oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah-573314_573314.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!” — Pauly D", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pauly D" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/how-the-hell-did-i-wake-up-my-hairs-still-done/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/489/pauly-d-4262_funny_how-the-hell-did-i-wake-up-my-hairs-stil_746961.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/489/pauly-d-4262_funny_how-the-hell-did-i-wake-up-my-hairs-stil_746961.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/489/pauly-d-4262_funny_how-the-hell-did-i-wake-up-my-hairs-stil_746961.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?” — Pauly D", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "AHHHH YEAHHH WAKE UP YEAHHHH", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pauly D" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/ahhhh-yeahhh-wake-up-yeahhhh/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/pauly-d-4262_wake_ahhhh-yeahhh-wake-up-yeahhhh-1145331_1145331.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/pauly-d-4262_wake_ahhhh-yeahhh-wake-up-yeahhhh-1145331_1145331.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/pauly-d-4262_wake_ahhhh-yeahhh-wake-up-yeahhhh-1145331_1145331.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“AHHHH YEAHHH WAKE UP YEAHHHH” — Pauly D", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pauly D" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/its-my-last-day-here-and-everybodys-sleeping-so-i-gotta-do-my-thing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/pauly-d-4262_last-day_its-my-last-day-here-and-everybodys-slee_1177956.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/pauly-d-4262_last-day_its-my-last-day-here-and-everybodys-slee_1177956.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/pauly-d-4262_last-day_its-my-last-day-here-and-everybodys-slee_1177956.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up.” — Pauly D", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wake/pauly-d/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wake/pauly-d/", "name": "Wake Quotes by Pauly D", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wake/pauly-d/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/pauly-d-4262_oh-yeah_oh-yeah-wake-up-yeah-573314_573314.png" }, "description": "4 Wake quotes by Pauly D. 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