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> [“How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to e-mail you the remaining eighty-six photos of my dog dressed as a bear?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/how-about-you-agree-to-waive-the-fine-and-i-promise-not-to-e-mail-you/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

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## More by David Thorne

> [You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/you-can-t-trust-girls-when-i-get-a-girlfriend-i-am-not-going-to-tell/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/i-was-taught-never-to-make-a-threat-unless-you-are-prepared-to-carry/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“If you had managed to persuade my mother not to procreate, I would not exist to send you the plans for constructing your own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/if-you-had-managed-to-persuade-my-mother-not-to-procreate-i-would-not/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“Charity is detrimental unless it helps the recipient become independent of it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/charity-is-detrimental-unless-it-helps-the-recipient-become/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/i-do-not-own-any-camping-gear-but-this-is-not-a-problem-as-i-have/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/in-my-country-terawatt-globes-are-reserved-for-police-helicopter/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“It is not necessary to attempt a resolution when it is self-resolving.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/it-is-not-necessary-to-attempt-a-resolution-when-it-is-self-resolving/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/without-a-concise-set-of-rules-to-follow-we-would-probably-all-have/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/while-i-do-not-have-a-boyfriend-i-do-have-a-friend-who-is-homosexual/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/the-four-seasons-in-australia-consist-of-fuck-it-s-hot-can-you/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“I was commissioned to write copy for an annual publication produced by Top Tourist Parks of Australia. After a print run of seventy-five thousand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/i-was-commissioned-to-write-copy-for-an-annual-publication-produced/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/i-would-have-assumed-you-understood-despite-our-vague-suggestions/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“Is the guy in the wheelchair in Glee acting or is he a real parallelogram?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/is-the-guy-in-the-wheelchair-in-glee-acting-or-is-he-a-real/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/do-you-ever-think-about-having-sex-with-rosie-o-donnell-because-you/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

> [“I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-thorne/i-understand-the-need-for-conformity-without-a-concise-set-of-rules/)

[David Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-thorne/)

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