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title: "7 Waiting Man Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [“I am waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-marber/i-am-waiting-for-a-man-to-come-in-here-and-fuck-me-sideways-with-a/)

[Patrick Marber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-marber/)

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> [She was no stranger to waiting, after all. Her man had always made her wait.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/she-was-no-stranger-to-waiting-after-all-her-man-had-always-made-her/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/366/anonymous-1_made_she-was-no-stranger-to-waiting-after-all_1557907.jpg)

> [“I'm waiting' for my man, Got twenty-six dollars in my hand. He's never early, he's always late, First thing you learn is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/i-m-waiting-for-my-man-got-twenty-six-dollars-in-my-hand-he-s-never/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/226/lou-reed-1654_wait_i-m-waiting-for-my-man-got-twenty-six-do_1712403.png)

> [A time comes when you need to stop waiting for the man you want to become and start being the man you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-springsteen/a-time-comes-when-you-need-to-stop-waiting-for-the-man-you-want-to/)

[Bruce Springsteen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-springsteen/)

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> [“They were all waiting for a man. Men were going to scoop them up in a net and take them home and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-hornby/they-were-all-waiting-for-a-man-men-were-going-to-scoop-them-up-in-a/)

[Nick Hornby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-hornby/)

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> [I keep waiting for a man who has more balls than I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jhiess-krieg/i-keep-waiting-for-a-man-who-has-more-balls-than-i-do/)

[Jhiess Krieg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jhiess-krieg/)

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> [“No matter how long you have been waiting, the man God has for you will surpass your expectations. You will meet him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-mckinney-hammond-2/no-matter-how-long-you-have-been-waiting-the-man-god-has-for-you-will/)

[Michelle McKinney-Hammond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-mckinney-hammond-2/)

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