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> [“He's a waiter, not a Mafia stooge, so what's he going to do? Black pepper them to death? Compliment them into a coma? Run them over with the dessert trolley?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-keyes/he-s-a-waiter-not-a-mafia-stooge-so-what-s-he-going-to-do-black/)

[Marian Keyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-keyes/)

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