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title: "78 Waffles Quotes by 62 authors"
description: "Browse 78 Waffles quotes by 62 authors. Discover the best Waffles sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I'm not here to make waffles!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-kapranos/i-m-not-here-to-make-waffles/)

[Alex Kapranos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-kapranos/)

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> [I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-dean/i-ve-waffled-before-i-ll-waffle-again/)

[Howard Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-dean/)

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> [Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/waffles-are-like-pancakes-with-syrup-traps/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/icarly/no-you-dont-squirt-waffles-freddie/)

[ICarly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/icarly/)

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> [I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-sugar/i-know-you-re-belgian-that-s-where-those-waffles-come-from/)

[Alan Sugar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-sugar/)

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> [Chicken and waffles! I'm obsessed with those.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sadie-sink/chicken-and-waffles-i-m-obsessed-with-those/)

[Sadie Sink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sadie-sink/)

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> [I'm a sucker for bacon waffles - they're to die for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-marie/i-m-a-sucker-for-bacon-waffles-they-re-to-die-for/)

[Eva Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-marie/)

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> [I knоw you're Belgian, that's whеrе thоsе waffles соmе frоm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-sugar/i-kn-w-you-re-belgian-that-s-wh-r-th-s-waffles-m-fr-m/)

[Alan Sugar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-sugar/)

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> [If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/if-you-read-my-blog-you-know-i-m-a-pilates-freak-and-by-pilates-i/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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> [The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-pardew/the-one-thing-i-hate-about-other-managers-is-waffle-that-is-nowhere/)

[Alan Pardew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-pardew/)

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> [Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/some-days-i-feel-like-playing-it-smooth-some-days-i-feel-like-playing/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [“Okay, okay. When we're back in Ketterdam, take me out for waffles.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leigh-bardugo/okay-okay-when-we-re-back-in-ketterdam-take-me-out-for-waffles/)

[Leigh Bardugo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leigh-bardugo/)

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> [That's usuаllу hоw thеу start, thе young оnеs. Meaningless waffle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-stroud/that-s-usu-ll-h-w-th-start-th-young-n-s-meaningless-waffle/)

[Jonathan Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-stroud/)

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> [Tyler got the waffles, Devon covers bacon. 2DopeBoyz got the beef, we serve filet mignon shakin'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/tyler-got-the-waffles-devon-covers-bacon-2dopeboyz-got-the-beef-we/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't need to eat the same thing. But at the same time, I do eat peanut butter on my waffles every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-tucker/i-don-t-need-to-eat-the-same-thing-but-at-the-same-time-i-do-eat/)

[Justin Tucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-tucker/)

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> [Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-mitford/children-should-be-like-waffles-you-should-be-able-to-throw-the-first/)

[Nancy Mitford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-mitford/)

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> [ \[My mom's\] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/my-mom-s-funny-that-way-celebrating-special-occasions-with-blue-food/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Even though there's always a place in my heart for frozen Eggos, nothing beats the taste of homemade waffles, and making your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sohla-el-waylly/even-though-there-s-always-a-place-in-my-heart-for-frozen-eggos/)

[Sohla El-Waylly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sohla-el-waylly/)

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> [Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to-be-gaga-over-art-before-i/)

[Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/)

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> [“I'll make waffles. My face lights up. Yes, she continues and bacon. I look at Max and nod towards Charlie That's my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/i-ll-make-waffles-my-face-lights-up-yes-she-continues-and-bacon-i/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

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> [You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maynard-james-keenan/you-really-should-be-able-to-feel-the-higher-power-of-music-and-be/)

[Maynard James Keenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maynard-james-keenan/)

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> [Round, crispy-edged waffles on the DIY cafeteria station at Oberlin College brought me back to life after many sleep-deprived nights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-morocco/round-crispy-edged-waffles-on-the-diy-cafeteria-station-at-oberlin/)

[Chris Morocco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-morocco/)

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> [Clouds of a different sort signal an environmental holocaust without precedent. Once again, world leaders waffle, hoping the danger will dissipate. Yet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-gore/clouds-of-a-different-sort-signal-an-environmental-holocaust-without/)

[Al Gore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-gore/)

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> [If God wanted me to be a size eight, would he have made Birds Eye Potato Waffles so waffly versatile? Or toastable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grace-dent/if-god-wanted-me-to-be-a-size-eight-would-he-have-made-birds-eye/)

[Grace Dent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grace-dent/)

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> [It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maureen-johnson/it-took-about-three-minutes-for-the-unassuming-waffle-house-to-become/)

[Maureen Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maureen-johnson/)

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> [Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/though-her-husband-often-went-on-business-trips-she-hated-to-be-left/)

[Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/)

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> [Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/way-way-back-in-the-day-like-in-the-1990s-if-you-wanted-to-tell/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [“The next three hours went by in a mind-numbing haze. By the time the cab pulled up to the airport terminal, she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicolette-day/the-next-three-hours-went-by-in-a-mind-numbing-haze-by-the-time-the/)

[Nicolette Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicolette-day/)

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> [I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-redmerski/i-love-the-smell-of-waffle-house-it-s-the-smell-of-freedom-being-on/)

[J.A. Redmerski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-redmerski/)

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> [ We went to America a few times and \[Brian\] Epstein always tried to waffle on at us about saying nothing about Vietnam.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lennon/we-went-to-america-a-few-times-and-brian-epstein-always-tried-to/)

[John Lennon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lennon/)

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> [What do you miss about being alive?" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/what-do-you-miss-about-being-alive-the-sound-of-my-mom-singing-a/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-berardinelli/aside-from-a-couple-of-signature-flourishes-there-s-nothing-to-mark/)

[James Berardinelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-berardinelli/)

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> [“Isn't it weird," I said, "the way you remember things, when someone's gone?" What do you mean?" I ate another piece of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/isn-t-it-weird-i-said-the-way-you-remember-things-when-someone-s-gone/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [“Nina Zenik, as soon as I figure out where you’ve put my knives, we’re going to have words.” “The first ones had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leigh-bardugo/nina-zenik-as-soon-as-i-figure-out-where-you-ve-put-my-knives-we-re/)

[Leigh Bardugo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leigh-bardugo/)

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> [Waffles are just awesome bread.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/waffles-are-just-awesome-bread/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ring-lardner-jr/he-gave-her-a-look-that-you-could-have-poured-on-a-waffle/)

[Ring Lardner, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ring-lardner-jr/)

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> [If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t-eat-waffles-peter/)

[Due Date](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/due-date/)

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> [Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/took-the-g-out-yo-waffle-all-you-got-left-is-your-ego/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [What can I say? I love waffles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nyjah-huston/what-can-i-say-i-love-waffles/)

[Nyjah Huston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nyjah-huston/)

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> [Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-deen/life-is-too-short-to-wonder-where-you-hid-your-waffle-maker/)

[Paula Deen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-deen/)

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                        "text": "We went to America a few times and [Brian] Epstein always tried to waffle on at us about saying nothing about Vietnam. So there came a time when George [Harrison] and I said 'Listen, when they ask next time, we're going to say we don't like that war and we think they should get right out.' That's what we did.",
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                        "text": "What do you miss about being alive?\" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to all my swim meets and I could hear his whistle when my head was underwater, even if he did yell at me afterward for not trying harder. I miss going to the library. I miss the smell of clothes fresh out of the dryer. I miss diving off the highest board and nailing the landing. I miss waffles\" - p. 272.",
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                        "text": "“Nina Zenik, as soon as I figure out where you’ve put my knives, we’re going to have words.” “The first ones had better be Thank you, oh great Nina, for dedicating every waking moment of this miserable journey to saving my sorry life. ” Jesper expected Inej to laugh and was startled when she took Nina’s face between her hands and said, “Thank you for keeping me in this world when fate seemed determined to drag me to the next. I owe you a life debt.” Nina blushed deeply. “I was teasing, Inej.” She paused. “I think we’ve both had enough of debts.” “This is one I’m glad to bear.” “Okay, okay. When we’re back in Ketterdam, take me out for waffles.” Now Inej did laugh. She dropped her hands and appeared to speculate. “Dessert for a life? I’m not sure that seems equitable.” “I expect really good waffles.” “I know just the place,” said Jesper. “They have this apple syrup—” “You’re not invited”",
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