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title: "156 Vomit Quotes by 137 authors"
description: "Browse 156 Vomit quotes by 137 authors. Discover the best Vomit sayings and thoughts."
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> [“We made love, and then she threw up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-kane/we-made-love-and-then-she-threw-up/)

[Sarah Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-kane/)

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> [“You look like you’re suffering from colour vomit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-field/you-look-like-you-re-suffering-from-colour-vomit/)

[Elle Field](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-field/)

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> [You can't really dust for vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-guest/you-can-t-really-dust-for-vomit/)

[Christopher Guest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-guest/)

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> [Repentance is the vomit of the soul.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-brooks/repentance-is-the-vomit-of-the-soul/)

[Thomas Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-brooks/)

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> [Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/thanks-for-always-holding-my-hair-back-when-i-vomit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm so high I can vomit on a comet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-m-so-high-i-can-vomit-on-a-comet/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

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> [Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-fry/sometimes-there-just-isn-t-enough-vomit-in-the-world/)

[Stephen Fry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-fry/)

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> [The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-westerfeld/the-early-summer-sky-was-the-color-of-cat-vomit/)

[Scott Westerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-westerfeld/)

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> [I tell dem how could dem cadet go down practice. Now I see dem own face and dem own wanna vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/capleton/i-tell-dem-how-could-dem-cadet-go-down-practice-now-i-see-dem-own/)

[Capleton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/capleton/)

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> [There's a music' festival on my street...Sound's like emotional vomit with drums!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-carpenter/there-s-a-music-festival-on-my-street-sound-s-like-emotional-vomit/)

[Jennifer Carpenter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-carpenter/)

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> [“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emory-r-frie/can-we-at-least-avoid-the-cannibals-i-prefer-not-to-vomit-when/)

[Emory R. Frie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emory-r-frie/)

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> [This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/this-bloke-was-so-pissed-he-thought-his-vomit-had-come-to-life/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

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> [I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/i-know-it-s-an-artistic-cliche-but-every-time-i-look-at-my-past-work/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

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> [Those damn Moomins. I don't want to hear about them any more. I could vomit on the Moomintrolls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tove-jansson/those-damn-moomins-i-don-t-want-to-hear-about-them-any-more-i-could/)

[Tove Jansson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tove-jansson/)

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> [“Failing tastes of bile and dog vomit. Shame on any man who gets used to that taste.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-simmons/failing-tastes-of-bile-and-dog-vomit-shame-on-any-man-who-gets-used/)

[Dan Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-simmons/)

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> [Only dogs vomit then goes back and eat it.are you that desperate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rochelle-morrison/only-dogs-vomit-then-goes-back-and-eat-it-are-you-that-desperate/)

[Rochelle Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rochelle-morrison/)

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> [Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but I hate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-beckinsale/job-wise-i-did-have-a-moment-of-panic-that-i-should-have-been-a/)

[Kate Beckinsale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-beckinsale/)

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> [There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-tilly/there-we-times-when-everybody-in-the-house-has-the-flu-you-re/)

[Meg Tilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-tilly/)

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> [I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-was-walking-around-with-my-gf-when-she-started-playing-a-bieber/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I tend to gravitate toward the more powerful roles. As opposed to the doe-eyed girl who bats her eyelashes and runs around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-stiles/i-tend-to-gravitate-toward-the-more-powerful-roles-as-opposed-to-the/)

[Julia Stiles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-stiles/)

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> [“Confession is like really, really healthy vomit. It may smell and get all over the front of your shirt, but you feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-bell/confession-is-like-really-really-healthy-vomit-it-may-smell-and-get/)

[Rob Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-bell/)

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> [When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tig-notaro/when-i-couldn-t-get-ahold-of-cigarettes-i-d-roll-coffee-grounds-into/)

[Tig Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tig-notaro/)

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> [When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/when-i-see-two-women-kissing-my-only-physical-reaction-is-a-strong/)

[Jim Goad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-goad/)

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> [“he wasn't who I thought he'd be. Mum stroked my hair and said, "Sometimes they aren't. Sometimes they make you vomit." This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cath-crowley/he-wasn-t-who-i-thought-he-d-be-mum-stroked-my-hair-and-said/)

[Cath Crowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cath-crowley/)

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> [“Seems like I can’t stop the word vomit when I’m with her. There’s just something about Ally that distracts me just enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-jennings/seems-like-i-can-t-stop-the-word-vomit-when-i-m-with-her-there-s-just/)

[S.L. Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-jennings/)

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> [“Herk threw up the mouse, the hamburger he'd eaten for lunch, and some pasty glop that looked like tomato soup. He was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/herk-threw-up-the-mouse-the-hamburger-he-d-eaten-for-lunch-and-some/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

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> [“That wasn’t about you personally. It’s...I don’t hang out much alone. I mean—I don’t often hang out with guys. Alone. They usually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-eliot/that-wasn-t-about-you-personally-it-s-i-don-t-hang-out-much-alone-i/)

[Anne Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-eliot/)

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> [“Though the rain washed Mammachi’s spit off his face, it didn’t stop the feeling that somebody had lifted off his head and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arundhati-roy/though-the-rain-washed-mammachi-s-spit-off-his-face-it-didn-t-stop/)

[Arundhati Roy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arundhati-roy/)

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> [I took Eugene Sue's Arthur from the reading-room. It's indescribable, enough to make you vomit. You have to read this to realize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gustave-flaubert/i-took-eugene-sue-s-arthur-from-the-reading-room-it-s-indescribable/)

[Gustave Flaubert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gustave-flaubert/)

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> [I could vomit, right this moment. I literally could vomit on cue. Yes. Here's the truth of that. We didn't have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitchell-hurwitz/i-could-vomit-right-this-moment-i-literally-could-vomit-on-cue-yes/)

[Mitchell Hurwitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitchell-hurwitz/)

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> [“Throw up" Victor said. Bacteria, he believed, would run up his arms and gain access to his brain through his ear canals.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tami-hoag/throw-up-victor-said-bacteria-he-believed-would-run-up-his-arms-and/)

[Tami Hoag](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tami-hoag/)

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> [I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-potter/i-also-believe-in-cigarettes-cholesterol-alcohol-carbon-monoxide/)

[Dennis Potter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-potter/)

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> [“The connective tissue in his face is dissolving, and his face appears to hang from the skull. He open his mouth and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-preston/the-connective-tissue-in-his-face-is-dissolving-and-his-face-appears/)

[Richard Preston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-preston/)

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> [It turns out there's only one thing that capuchins really, really love - and that's sweet stuff. If you give them a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-vaughan/it-turns-out-there-s-only-one-thing-that-capuchins-really-really-love/)

[Bill Vaughan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-vaughan/)

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> [I reeled my head back, and with violent, uncontrollable contortions, I launched a spray of yellow, soupy duckfoot vomit into the air…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-hely/i-reeled-my-head-back-and-with-violent-uncontrollable-contortions-i/)

[Steve Hely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-hely/)

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> [“Tybalt put a hand on my back, resting it in the space between my shoulder blades. "Are you all right?" "Not on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seanan-mcguire/tybalt-put-a-hand-on-my-back-resting-it-in-the-space-between-my/)

[Seanan McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seanan-mcguire/)

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> [“Wow,” I said. “I’m really hungry.” And just like that, out of the blue, it hit me. I glanced around the room…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/wow-i-said-i-m-really-hungry-and-just-like-that-out-of-the-blue-it/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

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> [“Kyle says (with glee), “Addicted to breathing? I can fix that. Get on the rower and give me two thousand meters, all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-lentricchia/kyle-says-with-glee-addicted-to-breathing-i-can-fix-that-get-on-the/)

[Frank Lentricchia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-lentricchia/)

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> [STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-ren-e-russell/stay-home-from-school-faux-vomit-1-cup-of-cooked-oatmeal-1-2-cup-of/)

[Rachel Renée Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-ren-e-russell/)

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> [“You know nothing says love like a man holding a bucket, waiting for you to hurl into it." "No, offense, you start…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-know-nothing-says-love-like-a-man-holding-a-bucket-waiting-for/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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                        "text": "“You know nothing says love like a man holding a bucket, waiting for you to hurl into it.\" \"No, offense, you start hurling and I'm going to be needed immediately downstairs in the casino ... I guarantee it.\" She glared at him with only her one eye open. \"That's not very romantic.\" He scoffed at her aggravated tone. \"Excuse me? Did I miss something? What has ever been romantic about vomit?\" \"A man standing by your side when you're sick. Holding your hair back from your face ... that's romantic.\" \"In what alternate universe do you live? Here in a place I like to call reality, that's disgusting. Who in their right mind would find that romantic?”",
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