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title: "216 Vodka Quotes by 172 authors"
description: "Browse 216 Vodka quotes by 172 authors. Discover the best Vodka sayings and thoughts."
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> [“When life gives you lemons, add vodka.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-life-gives-you-lemons-add-vodka/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Red bull gives you wings vodka gives you a 4x4](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/red-bull-gives-you-wings-vodka-gives-you-a-4x4/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When life throws you lemon, add Vodka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-life-throws-you-lemon-add-vodka/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Fuck love, I prefer vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/fuck-love-i-prefer-vodka/)

[Unknow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unknow/)

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> [I didn't text you last night¦ Vodka texted you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-didn-t-text-you-last-night-vodka-texted-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When life gives you lemons, just add vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-life-gives-you-lemons-just-add-vodka/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathan-lane/take-a-shot-of-vodka-and-hope-for-the-best/)

[Nathan Lane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathan-lane/)

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> [Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-van-vechten/catnip-is-vodka-and-whisky-to-most-cats/)

[Carl Van Vechten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-van-vechten/)

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> [Vodka can be more effective than the most advanced lie detector...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milana-may/vodka-can-be-more-effective-than-the-most-advanced-lie-detector/)

[Milana May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milana-may/)

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> [The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-owen/the-relationship-between-a-russian-and-a-bottle-of-vodka-is-almost/)

[Richard Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-owen/)

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> [“Vladimir leaned forward. “ Never dilute vodka. Is sin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lane/vladimir-leaned-forward-never-dilute-vodka-is-sin/)

[Jennifer Lane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lane/)

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> [“I saw the ghost of vodka. It was a translucent spirit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-saw-the-ghost-of-vodka-it-was-a-translucent-spirit/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/vodka-is-tasteless-going-down-but-it-is-memorable-coming-up/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [My favorite drink is a Coke and vodka - very simple. Or a red wine, if Im being more chill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenya-kinski-jones/my-favorite-drink-is-a-coke-and-vodka-very-simple-or-a-red-wine-if-im/)

[Kenya Kinski-Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenya-kinski-jones/)

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> [You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-re-lips-are-like-vodka-and-i-want-to-get-wasted/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franz-kafka/i-no-longer-know-if-i-wish-to-drown-myself-in-love-vodka-or-the-sea/)

[Franz Kafka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franz-kafka/)

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> [The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-fuller/the-best-thing-to-do-if-you-really-want-to-be-good-is-drink-vodka-all/)

[Kurt Fuller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-fuller/)

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> [Other people's films are like a cocktail, a little alcohol with water and juice. My films are like pure vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jiang-wen/other-people-s-films-are-like-a-cocktail-a-little-alcohol-with-water/)

[Jiang Wen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jiang-wen/)

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> [He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-benchley/he-would-have-lied-to-himself-as-facilely-as-an-alcoholic-lies-to/)

[Peter Benchley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-benchley/)

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> [If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/if-i-have-to-be-a-monotheist-y-know-pick-one-i-m-picking-vodka-it/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-day/we-used-to-get-published-a-lot-and-there-was-this-vodka-advertisement/)

[Robin Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-day/)

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> [I don't really drink, but the one thing I really hanker after is Zubrowka vodka. If it's someone's birthday, I'll pretend I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sue-perkins/i-don-t-really-drink-but-the-one-thing-i-really-hanker-after-is/)

[Sue Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sue-perkins/)

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> [I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isadora-duncan/i-would-rather-live-in-russia-on-black-bread-and-vodka-than-in-the/)

[Isadora Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isadora-duncan/)

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> [In the old days in San Francisco there was a famous drink called Pisco Punch, made from Pisco, a Peruvian brandy pisco…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harold-ross/in-the-old-days-in-san-francisco-there-was-a-famous-drink-called/)

[Harold Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harold-ross/)

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> [“Kauffman Luxury Vintage vodka. Distilled fourteen times and filtered twice, once through birch coal, once through quartz sand, it was produced from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregg-hurwitz/kauffman-luxury-vintage-vodka-distilled-fourteen-times-and-filtered/)

[Gregg Hurwitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregg-hurwitz/)

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> [Now, I was a fan of the simple pleasures in life: grilled cheese sandwiches without black flecks on the crust, jeans that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/now-i-was-a-fan-of-the-simple-pleasures-in-life-grilled-cheese/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

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> [Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-shteyngart/vodka-is-a-wonderful-drink-you-can-drink-so-much-of-it-without-being/)

[Gary Shteyngart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-shteyngart/)

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> [Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-murray/different-vodkas-have-different-effects-some-make-you-feel-a-little/)

[Bill Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-murray/)

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> [When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit. And nearly choked to death. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/when-he-finished-he-drank-from-the-cup-everyone-else-did-too-so-i/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-thought-i-was-fooling-people-but-it-s-the-old-thing-of-they-say/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-shteyngart/you-can-t-have-a-russian-household-without-vodka-it-s-just-something/)

[Gary Shteyngart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-shteyngart/)

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> [A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-fleming/a-dry-martini-he-said-one-in-a-deep-champagne-goblet-just-a-moment/)

[Ian Fleming](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-fleming/)

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> [“Allan interrupted the two brothers by saying that he had been out and about in the world and if there was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-jonasson/allan-interrupted-the-two-brothers-by-saying-that-he-had-been-out-and/)

[Jonas Jonasson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-jonasson/)

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> [I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/i-d-heard-of-evergreen-care-center-before-cass-and-i-had-always-made/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-winter-woman-is-as-wild-as-a-blizzard-as-fresh-as-new-snow-while/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-followed-him-through-the-halls-of-the-enormous-church-until-we-got/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just around the corner. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/i-think-it-takes-an-amazing-amount-of-energy-to-convince-oneself-that/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [We should do an Adorno reading on Skrillex and vodka sales in Vegas. It's definitely interesting. What's interesting in that music for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-hecker/we-should-do-an-adorno-reading-on-skrillex-and-vodka-sales-in-vegas/)

[Tim Hecker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-hecker/)

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> [“And now, as George pours the vodka (giving her a light one, to slow her down) and the scotch (giving himself a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-isherwood/and-now-as-george-pours-the-vodka-giving-her-a-light-one-to-slow-her/)

[Christopher Isherwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-isherwood/)

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> [Why are we worn out? Why do we, who start out so passionate, brave, noble, believing, become totally bankrupt by the age…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/why-are-we-worn-out-why-do-we-who-start-out-so-passionate-brave-noble/)

[Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/)

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## Top authors on Vodka

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anton-chekhov-14247.jpg) Anton Chekhov 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/vodka/anton-chekhov/)

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                        "text": "When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit. And nearly choked to death. It was like fire in liquid form. It took every ounce of strength I had to swallow it and not spray it on those around me. \"Wh...what is this?\" I asked, coughing. Viktoria grinned. \"Vodka.\" I peered at the glass. \"No, it isn't. I've had vodka before.\" \"Not Russian vodka.\" Apparently not.",
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