--- title: "4 Virgin Quotes By Kelly Oram" description: "4 Virgin quotes by Kelly Oram. Plus more from Kelly Oram and more Virgin sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/kelly-oram-4058_time_needless-to-say-virgin-val-jensen-is-no_467031.jpg" --- > [“Needless to say, Virgin Val Jensen is no longer a virgin. I made sure of that… many, many times.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/needless-to-say-virgin-val-jensen-is-no-longer-a-virgin-i-made-sure/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/kelly-oram-4058_time_needless-to-say-virgin-val-jensen-is-no_467031.jpg) > [“The Top Ten Reasons Why Virgin Val Sucks 10. She called me a one-hit-wonder. 9. She doesn’t appreciate the endearing nickname I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/the-top-ten-reasons-why-virgin-val-sucks-10-she-called-me-a-one-hit/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ae/kelly-oram-4058_blog_the-top-ten-reasons-why-virgin-val-sucks_1089261.jpg) > [“I suppose you can't interview Virgin Val without bringing up Kyle Hamilton”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/i-suppose-you-can-t-interview-virgin-val-without-bringing-up-kyle/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/beb/kelly-oram-4058_quote_i-suppose-you-can-t-interview-virgin-val_1189962.jpg) > [“Telling someone you're a virgin isn't easy to begin with, but telling someone that you plan on staying that way is even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/telling-someone-you-re-a-virgin-isn-t-easy-to-begin-with-but-telling/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/kelly-oram-4058_quote_telling-someone-you-re-a-virgin-isn-t-ea_1959539.jpg) ## Other authors on Virgin - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richard-branson-78442.jpg) Richard Branson 30 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/virgin/richard-branson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-m-f-moonzajer-244.jpg) M.F. Moonzajer 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/virgin/m-f-moonzajer/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jessica-valenti-49416.jpg) Jessica Valenti 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/virgin/jessica-valenti/) ## More by Kelly Oram > [“I knew that for every part of me that was screaming to run from him, there was as much a part of me that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/i-knew-that-for-every-part-of-me-that-was-screaming-to-run-from-him/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“He was tall—6’ 3” or so—with haunting green eyes that seemed to smolder despite his lazy smile. His eyes were a great contrast to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/he-was-tall-6-3-or-so-with-haunting-green-eyes-that-seemed-to-smolder/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“I'm too comfortable to lift my head up right now, but just so you know, I'm rolling my eyes at your arrogance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/i-m-too-comfortable-to-lift-my-head-up-right-now-but-just-so-you-know/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“The next thing I knew Jamie was in my lap wrapping her arms around my neck as if she planned on keeping me hostage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/the-next-thing-i-knew-jamie-was-in-my-lap-wrapping-her-arms-around-my/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“The band was right behind me and before I knew what hit me, Kyle had me in his arms and was whirling me around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/the-band-was-right-behind-me-and-before-i-knew-what-hit-me-kyle-had/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“When I gained the attention of both Val and Congressman Richards, I shook my head and sighed.“I have international superstar status and she goes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/when-i-gained-the-attention-of-both-val-and-congressman-richards-i/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“The way I see it,” Carter said, “I have to keep your secret because if I don’t call a truce with you, that someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/the-way-i-see-it-carter-said-i-have-to-keep-your-secret-because-if-i/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“When I give myself to you, I want you to be the only person in my head. I want to be able to think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/when-i-give-myself-to-you-i-want-you-to-be-the-only-person-in-my-head/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“You’re already mine. You just don’t know it yet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/you-re-already-mine-you-just-don-t-know-it-yet/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [ “If ever a girl was \[worth waiting\], Val, it'd be you, but I can't promise that. You have no idea what my life is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/if-ever-a-girl-was-worth-waiting-val-it-d-be-you-but-i-can-t-promise/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“Somewhere between the shower and the Red Bull I fell in love with you, Aves. I’m talking epically. There is no coming back from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/somewhere-between-the-shower-and-the-red-bull-i-fell-in-love-with-you/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“Give me a day. Just today. If that works, then give me tomorrow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/give-me-a-day-just-today-if-that-works-then-give-me-tomorrow/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“Needless to say, Virgin Val Jensen is no longer a virgin. I made sure of that… many, many times.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/needless-to-say-virgin-val-jensen-is-no-longer-a-virgin-i-made-sure/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“Legs with attitude.” Kyle’s tone warmed with approval. “Why don’t you bring those beauties over here. I got a spot all ready for ‘em.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/legs-with-attitude-kyle-s-tone-warmed-with-approval-why-don-t-you/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) > [“You may look like a chick now Westley, but you've still got game. Of course I do and if you weren't so easy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-oram/you-may-look-like-a-chick-now-westley-but-you-ve-still-got-game-of/) [Kelly Oram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-oram/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/virgin/kelly-oram/#itemlist", "name": "4 Virgin Quotes By Kelly Oram", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Needless to say, Virgin Val Jensen is no longer a virgin. 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