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> [“This was turning into a B-rated Mexican soap opera, all pasión caliente and bad acting. I slammed the cupboard door into his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-charles/this-was-turning-into-a-b-rated-mexican-soap-opera-all-pasi-n/)

[Ann Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-charles/)

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> [“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh ……](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-charles/i-m-seeing-someone-he-grinned-sheepishly-well-not-officially-but-we/)

[Ann Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-charles/)

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> [“I had a reputation for scary smiles that sent children shrieking away. Evil clowns had nothing on me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-charles/i-had-a-reputation-for-scary-smiles-that-sent-children-shrieking-away/)

[Ann Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-charles/)

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> [“Without warning, I stomped my heel down on Detective Hawke’s toe. Hard. He squealed and did a one-footed jig. I debated on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-charles/without-warning-i-stomped-my-heel-down-on-detective-hawke-s-toe-hard/)

[Ann Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-charles/)

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> [“I hoped she used protection when getting naked with him. Chainmail underneath a hazmat suit should be enough.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-charles/i-hoped-she-used-protection-when-getting-naked-with-him-chainmail/)

[Ann Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-charles/)

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## Top authors on Violet-parker

- [Ann Charles 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/violet-parker/ann-charles/)

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