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title: "44 Vibrator Quotes by 37 authors"
description: "Browse 44 Vibrator quotes by 37 authors. Discover the best Vibrator sayings and thoughts."
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> [She's vibrator dependent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mojo-nixon/she-s-vibrator-dependent/)

[Mojo Nixon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mojo-nixon/)

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> [“Your vibrator's batteries are going to die.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/your-vibrator-s-batteries-are-going-to-die/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a07/jill-shalvis-838_batteries_your-vibrator-s-batteries-are-going-to-d_2028997.png)

> [“What the fuck is that? Harley Vibrator?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khalia-hades/what-the-fuck-is-that-harley-vibrator/)

[Khalia Hades](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khalia-hades/)

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> [“Free love is vibrator slogan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-caspian-kang/free-love-is-vibrator-slogan/)

[Jay Caspian Kang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-caspian-kang/)

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> [I shake ur pussy's up ima vibrator](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-shake-ur-pussy-s-up-ima-vibrator/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

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> [Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snoop-dogg/ain-t-nothing-greater-than-an-x-rater-with-a-nickname-like-vibrator/)

[Snoop Dogg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snoop-dogg/)

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> [New York City was the world's biggest vibrator. Everything vibrated above, and below the streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-pickard/new-york-city-was-the-world-s-biggest-vibrator-everything-vibrated/)

[Nancy Pickard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-pickard/)

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> [“He’s so hot that he could melt the batteries in my vibrator”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-lawson/he-s-so-hot-that-he-could-melt-the-batteries-in-my-vibrator/)

[Cassandra Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-lawson/)

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> [Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-when-you-hand-wash-your-vibrator-it-s-like-you-re-saying-thank/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/may-your-vibrator-be-fully-charged-upon-your-arrival-home-from-seeing/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/anonymous-1_funny_may-your-vibrator-be-fully-charged-upon_1398536.jpg)

> [“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-bayes/i-just-want-mind-boggling-sex-tonight-but-i-don-t-think-you-can-beat/)

[Anna Bayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-bayes/)

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> [The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-longoria/the-best-sex-i-have-ever-had-was-with-my-vibrator/)

[Eva Longoria](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-longoria/)

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> [“Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They’re equally fabulous.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-hart/pfft-wine-is-the-greatest-invention-next-to-the-vibrator-of-course/)

[Emma Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-hart/)

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> [“He’d never, in his entire life, thought he’d ever be on the receiving end of a vibrator used as a martial arts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/violet-duke/he-d-never-in-his-entire-life-thought-he-d-ever-be-on-the-receiving/)

[Violet Duke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/violet-duke/)

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> [“They might as well just call them ‘vibrator batteries’ on the package and come with a sticker that says ‘Needs a Good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-noelle/they-might-as-well-just-call-them-vibrator-batteries-on-the-package/)

[Erin Noelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-noelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a17/erin-noelle-30762_vibrator_they-might-as-well-just-call-them-vibrat_2595482.jpg)

> [“Men were good for two things: opening jars and a good fuck. As far as I was concerned, Lea could open all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-mayer/men-were-good-for-two-things-opening-jars-and-a-good-fuck-as-far-as-i/)

[Shannon Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-mayer/)

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> [“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-day/my-choices-were-either-too-much-alcohol-or-a-whirl-with-my-vibrator/)

[Sylvia Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-day/)

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> [“She had closed him up in a mental box and he was supposed to stay there, dammit. Nothing more than a lovely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lori-wilde/she-had-closed-him-up-in-a-mental-box-and-he-was-supposed-to-stay/)

[Lori Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lori-wilde/)

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> [I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-got-a-vibrator-that-needed-two-nine-volt-batteries-what-am-i-r2d2-i/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [“Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking about sex. Don't you have...uh...needs?" "Yes. But I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/relationships-are-one-thing-i-kind-of-agree-with-you-there-but-i-m/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

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> [“I like the idea of a Vibrator Ceremony. After we’re done burying them, we could make canapés and drink champagne. It’s a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/i-like-the-idea-of-a-vibrator-ceremony-after-we-re-done-burying-them/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [“I'm looking for what might be called a body language. One thing I do is stick a vibrator up my cunt and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-acker/i-m-looking-for-what-might-be-called-a-body-language-one-thing-i-do/)

[Kathy Acker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-acker/)

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> [“Is it broken? Seriously. I mean my vagina. Not the vibrator. The vibrator definitely had some kicking power left in it. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-ashley/is-it-broken-seriously-i-mean-my-vagina-not-the-vibrator-the-vibrator/)

[Victoria Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-ashley/)

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> [“She had just pulled her dress coat from it's hanger when Connor came bouncing out of her bedroom and down the hallway…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-clare/she-had-just-pulled-her-dress-coat-from-it-s-hanger-when-connor-came/)

[Pamela Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-clare/)

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> [“Can I just ask, after we find this guy, can we talk about the Vibrator Ceremony? I’m thinking of making us all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/can-i-just-ask-after-we-find-this-guy-can-we-talk-about-the-vibrator/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [“When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-close/when-lauren-hired-a-woman-to-come-to-the-party-and-sell-sex-toys/)

[Jennifer Close](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-close/)

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> [“Alat Sextoys Penis Mutiara Maju Mundur Adalah Sex Toys Wanita Berbentuk Penis Pria Yang Terbuat Dari Bahan Silikon Padat Serta Halus Dengan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alat-bantu-sex-wanita-terbaru/alat-sextoys-penis-mutiara-maju-mundur-adalah-sex-toys-wanita/)

[Alat bantu sex wanita terbaru](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alat-bantu-sex-wanita-terbaru/)

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> [Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/oh-come-on-if-you-re-going-to-get-a-vibrator-at-least-get-one-called/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/samantha-jones-19625_quote_oh-come-on-if-you-re-going-to-get-a-vibr_1786433.jpg)

> [“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/like-a-vibrator-bolted-on-a-bulldozer-i-m-a-regular-sex-machine/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheyenne/if-she-thinks-a-vibrator-is-just-a-setting-on-a-phone-she-s-too-young/)

[Cheyenne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheyenne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04f/cheyenne-28976_funny_if-she-thinks-a-vibrator-is-just-a-setti_1089792.jpg)

> [“Is that a cell phone in your pocket,” I whisper up at him, “or did I misplace my vibrator?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-ryan/is-that-a-cell-phone-in-your-pocket-i-whisper-up-at-him-or-did-i/)

[Lexi Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-ryan/)

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> [Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-don-t-worry-if-you-haven-t-found-the-man-of-your-dreams-yet/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“You don’t need coffee, babe. You just need to take this vibrator up your ass for me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-don-t-need-coffee-babe-you-just-need-to-take-this-vibrator-up/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/a-vibrator-can-last-all-night-too-vampire-denise/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b9/jeaniene-frost-335_classic_a-vibrator-can-last-all-night-too-vampir_1313048.png)

> [I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-call-my-vibrator-the-elmo-because-you-know-like-tickle-me-elmo/)

[Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/)

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> [At some point you have to realize you're fed up and get a vibrator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/at-some-point-you-have-to-realize-you-re-fed-up-and-get-a-vibrator/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jersey-shore/i-have-vinny-in-the-house-now-maybe-i-dont-need-the-vibrator-well-see/)

[Jersey Shore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jersey-shore/)

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> [Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/men-exist-because-a-vibrator-can-t-fix-a-flat-tire-on-second-thought/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91e/jill-shalvis-838_cards_men-exist-because-a-vibrator-can-t-fix-a_1165499.png)

> [“Deanna caught sight of her vibrator, flamboyantly purple in the center of her coffee table. Oh, shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-osgood/deanna-caught-sight-of-her-vibrator-flamboyantly-purple-in-the-center/)

[Michelle Osgood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-osgood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5f/michelle-osgood-42668_vibrator_deanna-caught-sight-of-her-vibrator-flam_2927936.jpg)

> [“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in the dead of night, carrying candles and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/i-m-thinking-we-should-have-a-vibrator-ceremony-maybe-we-can-all/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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