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> [I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/i-ve-worn-it-to-church-before-camouflage-and-the-other-clothes/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

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## More by Si Robertson

> [“Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/hey-if-you-want-something-done-right-don-t-ask-me/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [ People say, "Look, your book \[Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle\] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/people-say-look-your-book-tales-and-wisdom-from-duck-dynasty-s/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/never-insult-a-mans-beard-you-either-get-thunder-or-lightning/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/you-can-t-fix-stupid-you-can-t-fix-a-neutered-dog-you-can-t-fix-a/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/one-time-hey-in-high-school-this-girl-told-me-hey-its-not-you-its-me/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/you-can-t-teach-an-old-dog-new-dog-new-tricks-now-you-can-give-an-old/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/i-m-the-master-of-distractions-a-couple-of-hand-gestures-and-bam-i-ll/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/i-sting-like-a-butterfly-and-punch-like-a-flea/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/hey-i-m-like-aretha-franklin-i-don-t-get-no-r-s-p-e-c-t-around-here/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/i-m-so-dope-i-m-illegal-in-55-states/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/first-it-s-pretty-tires-next-it-s-pretty-guns-then-the-next-thing-you/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/christianity-is-why-the-duck-dynasty-family-is-still-together/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/we-killed-our-own-hogs-we-killed-our-own-beef-we-raised-our-own/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/i-ve-worn-it-to-church-before-camouflage-and-the-other-clothes/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

> [Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/si-robertson/daddy-had-a-farm-cows-pigs-ok-a-big-garden-ok-we-did-live-off-the/)

[Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/si-robertson/)

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