--- title: "1 Ve Stolen Quotes By Ira Glass" description: "1 Ve Stolen quotes by Ira Glass. Plus more from Ira Glass and more Ve Stolen sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/ira-glass-2464_stolen_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything_2529980.png" --- > [I don't think I've ever stolen anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/ira-glass-2464_stolen_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything_2529980.png) ## More by Ira Glass > [I think the most famous person I've ever met is Brad Pitt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-think-the-most-famous-person-i-ve-ever-met-is-brad-pitt/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I'm a big Penn & Teller fan. But I myself was never very good; I was a teenage magician who performed at kids' parties.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-m-a-big-penn-teller-fan-but-i-myself-was-never-very-good-i-was-a/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I'm in production year round. I work long hours. I have a dog and a wife. There's not a lot of available time for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-m-in-production-year-round-i-work-long-hours-i-have-a-dog-and-a/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I think the thing that I wish somebody would ask me is just to ask about the business side of the radio show. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-think-the-thing-that-i-wish-somebody-would-ask-me-is-just-to-ask/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [Many times I see you as a portrait of torture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/many-times-i-see-you-as-a-portrait-of-torture/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [It's tricky, performing the show live. Because when you're in a big auditorium, in front of 700 people, the natural tendency is to want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/it-s-tricky-performing-the-show-live-because-when-you-re-in-a-big/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [When you're working in public radio, you don't have any money to advertise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/when-you-re-working-in-public-radio-you-don-t-have-any-money-to/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio. When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-suppose-i-shouldn-t-go-around-admitting-i-speak-untruths-on-the/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [But you can make good radio, interesting radio, great radio even, without an urgent question, a burning issue at stake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/but-you-can-make-good-radio-interesting-radio-great-radio-even/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I'm a cliche.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-m-a-cliche/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-dont-know-how-to-read-i-get-all-my-news-from-jon-stewart-every-day/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-am-such-a-do-goody-people-pleasing-kid-or-i-was-i-don-t-think-i-ve/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/in-some-theoretical-way-i-know-that-a-half-million-people-hear-the/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [I'll meet listeners who tell me what a great voice I have. But I don't have a great voice for radio. My voice is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-ll-meet-listeners-who-tell-me-what-a-great-voice-i-have-but-i-don-t/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) > [ I remember clearly that when I was little it was explained to me \[that\] the way that babies were made was that God put… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-remember-clearly-that-when-i-was-little-it-was-explained-to-me-that/) [Ira Glass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ira-glass/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ve-stolen/ira-glass/#itemlist", "name": "1 Ve Stolen Quotes By Ira Glass", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't think I've ever stolen anything.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ira Glass" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ira-glass/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/ira-glass-2464_stolen_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything_2529980.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/ira-glass-2464_stolen_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything_2529980.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/ira-glass-2464_stolen_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything_2529980.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't think I've ever stolen anything.” — Ira Glass", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ve-stolen/ira-glass/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ve-stolen/ira-glass/", "name": "Ve Stolen Quotes by Ira Glass", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ve-stolen/ira-glass/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/ira-glass-2464_stolen_i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-stolen-anything_2529980.png" }, "description": "1 Ve Stolen quotes by Ira Glass. 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