--- title: "9 Ve Divorced Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Ve Divorced quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Ve Divorced sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/desmond-fouche-21771_divorce_i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least_3104558.jpg" --- > [I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/desmond-fouche/i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least-i-m-a-successful-failure/) [Desmond Fouche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/desmond-fouche/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/desmond-fouche-21771_divorce_i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least_3104558.jpg) > [What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-monroe/what-good-am-i-i-can-t-have-kids-i-can-t-cook-i-ve-been-divorced/) [Marilyn Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-monroe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/marilyn-monroe-416_cooks_what-good-am-i-i-can-t-have-kids-i-can-t_1204578.jpg) > [Just because you've been divorced doesn't mean you're not still a family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-david/just-because-you-ve-been-divorced-doesn-t-mean-you-re-not-still-a/) [Laurie David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-david/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/laurie-david-4810_been_just-because-you-ve-been-divorced-doesn_1750298.png) > [My own marriages have not been a great success. I've been divorced twice and when I first got divorced it hit my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-tarrant/my-own-marriages-have-not-been-a-great-success-i-ve-been-divorced/) [Chris Tarrant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-tarrant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/325/chris-tarrant-15958_divorced_my-own-marriages-have-not-been-a-great-s_166827.jpg) > [When I did 'Dancing With the Stars,' I got literally thousands of emails from people saying, 'We relate to you. I've been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-osmond/when-i-did-dancing-with-the-stars-i-got-literally-thousands-of-emails/) [Marie Osmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-osmond/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ab/marie-osmond-12940_dancing_when-i-did-dancing-with-the-stars-i-got_1531722.jpg) > [By age 19, I was married to a high-profile, much older musician and was mother to a baby girl. Since then, I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-de-cadenet/by-age-19-i-was-married-to-a-high-profile-much-older-musician-and-was/) [Amanda de Cadenet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-de-cadenet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/amanda-de-cadenet-5279_age_by-age-19-i-was-married-to-a-high-profil_1270039.jpg) > [I've never been married, and I've never been divorced. But I have had some very serious relationships. I was engaged twice. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-haden-church/i-ve-never-been-married-and-i-ve-never-been-divorced-but-i-have-had/) [Thomas Haden Church](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-haden-church/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f2/thomas-haden-church-12271_divorced_i-ve-never-been-married-and-i-ve-never-b_2930681.png) > [I'll never make another Hardy picture . . . I'm fed up with these dopey, insipid parts. How long can a guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mickey-rooney/i-ll-never-make-another-hardy-picture-i-m-fed-up-with-these-dopey/) [Mickey Rooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mickey-rooney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a7/mickey-rooney-10095_army_i-ll-never-make-another-hardy-picture-i_2191229.jpg) > [I've been divorced and I had to get back out there be single again and do some of that in the genuinely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-azaria/i-ve-been-divorced-and-i-had-to-get-back-out-there-be-single-again/) [Hank Azaria](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-azaria/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc4/hank-azaria-10427_casual_i-ve-been-divorced-and-i-had-to-get-back_2861122.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ve-divorced/#itemlist", "name": "Ve Divorced Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Desmond Fouche" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/desmond-fouche/i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least-i-m-a-successful-failure/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/desmond-fouche-21771_divorce_i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least_3104558.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/desmond-fouche-21771_divorce_i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least_3104558.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/desmond-fouche-21771_divorce_i-ve-been-divorced-twice-at-33-at-least_3104558.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure!” — Desmond Fouche", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What good am I? 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