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> [“I was wondering how Ms. Hetley, who seemed to occupy just about every slot on the New York Times hardback, paperback, and e-book bestseller lists, had managed to wring eight five-hundred-page installments out of the concept of wars between rival…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-langer/i-was-wondering-how-ms-hetley-who-seemed-to-occupy-just-about-every/)

[Adam Langer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-langer/)

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