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title: "7 Vampires Real Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/vampires-real-vampires-didn-t-nibble-on-the-necks-of-nubile-young/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d7/david-wellington-26632_blood_vampires-real-vampires-didn-t-nibble-on_175826.png)

> [“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/the-fictitious-men-in-romance-novels-are-as-fake-and-imaginary-as/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

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> [“There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicky-raven/there-are-vampires-they-are-real-they-are-of-our-time-and-they-are/)

[Nicky Raven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicky-raven/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36f/nicky-raven-266208_bram-stoker_there-are-vampires-they-are-real-they-ar_1128349.jpg)

> [I hope Let Me In doesn't encourage it! I mean, vampires might be real! Honestly, I don't know. It's like saying aliens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-grace-moretz/i-hope-let-me-in-doesn-t-encourage-it-i-mean-vampires-might-be-real/)

[Chloe Grace Moretz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-grace-moretz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a1/chloe-grace-moretz-8749_aliens_i-hope-let-me-in-doesn-t-encourage-it-i_1453253.jpg)

> [I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ike-barinholtz/i-m-more-scared-of-parking-by-a-parking-meter-than-vampires-because/)

[Ike Barinholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ike-barinholtz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/ike-barinholtz-19645_affects_i-m-more-scared-of-parking-by-a-parking_1461940.jpg)

> [“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?" "The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-blackwell/vampires-you-think-vampires-are-real-seriously-the-werewolf-is-asking/)

[Tammy Blackwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-blackwell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/tammy-blackwell-14073_quote_vampires-you-think-vampires-are-real-ser_1674374.jpg)

> [A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/a-great-numb-feeling-washes-over-me-as-i-let-go-of-the-past-and-look/)

[Bret Easton Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-easton-ellis/)

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