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> [“No boyfriend," I said, perhaps a little too quickly. Have I mentioned my total lack of social life? Having a dream about Alex last night was the closest thing I'd had to a date in months and that was only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/no-boyfriend-i-said-perhaps-a-little-too-quickly-have-i-mentioned-my/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

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## More by Eileen Rendahl

> [“Don't you see? It's getting to us. The doll is messing with our feelings. I'm filled with all these thoughts of warmth and love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/don-t-you-see-it-s-getting-to-us-the-doll-is-messing-with-our/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

> [“No boyfriend," I said, perhaps a little too quickly. Have I mentioned my total lack of social life? Having a dream about Alex last…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/no-boyfriend-i-said-perhaps-a-little-too-quickly-have-i-mentioned-my/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

> [“But I also know that someone who's constantly trying to fix you is implying that you're broken.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/but-i-also-know-that-someone-who-s-constantly-trying-to-fix-you-is/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

> [“Alex snorted as he packed the wound with sticky rice. "Is that stuff sterile?" Ted asked, staring at Alex. "They boil it, don't they?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/alex-snorted-as-he-packed-the-wound-with-sticky-rice-is-that-stuff/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

> [“...it always makes me feel good about myself when I've dressed appropriately. It happens so rarely.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/it-always-makes-me-feel-good-about-myself-when-i-ve-dressed/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

> [“I have this, well, this boo-boo, and Alex says I need sticky rice to treat it." Had I really just referred to the place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/i-have-this-well-this-boo-boo-and-alex-says-i-need-sticky-rice-to/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

> [“They were Chinese vampires. They were discovered during renovation work at the Bok Kai Temple in Old Sacramento. One of the priests there told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-rendahl/they-were-chinese-vampires-they-were-discovered-during-renovation/)

[Eileen Rendahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-rendahl/)

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