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title: "22 Vacuum Cleaner Quotes by 21 authors"
description: "Browse 22 Vacuum Cleaner quotes by 21 authors. Discover the best Vacuum Cleaner sayings and thoughts."
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> [As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/britney-spears/as-pissed-as-a-fart-in-a-vacuum-cleaner/)

[Britney Spears](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/britney-spears/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/britney-spears-1356_cleaners_as-pissed-as-a-fart-in-a-vacuum-cleaner_1760784.jpg)

> [Your muddah rides a vacuum cleaner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bugs-bunny/your-muddah-rides-a-vacuum-cleaner/)

[Bugs Bunny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bugs-bunny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e01/bugs-bunny-18583_cleaner_your-muddah-rides-a-vacuum-cleaner-24383_2438357.jpg)

> [I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-carpenter/i-am-woman-here-me-roar-of-is-that-my-vacuum-cleaner/)

[Liz Carpenter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-carpenter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f6/liz-carpenter-37716_cleaner_i-am-woman-here-me-roar-of-is-that-my-va_67346.png)

> [“Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-searles/someone-should-take-a-vacuum-cleaner-to-his-sentences/)

[John Searles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-searles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2b/john-searles-15962_advice-for-writers_someone-should-take-a-vacuum-cleaner-to_2948201.jpg)

> [Just took a massive dump on a vacuum cleaner. Your move, Bieber.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/just-took-a-massive-dump-on-a-vacuum-cleaner-your-move-bieber/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/63f/nikhil-saluja-26_dump_just-took-a-massive-dump-on-a-vacuum-cle_104763.jpg)

> [“Henry. She could never trust a man who shared his name with a vacuum cleaner.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-hogan/henry-she-could-never-trust-a-man-who-shared-his-name-with-a-vacuum/)

[Ruth Hogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-hogan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/ruth-hogan-36653_henry_henry-she-could-never-trust-a-man-who-sh_3173625.jpg)

> [I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xavier-rudd/i-played-didgeridoo-from-a-young-age-on-the-vacuum-cleaner-initially/)

[Xavier Rudd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xavier-rudd/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38e/xavier-rudd-22712_age_i-played-didgeridoo-from-a-young-age-on_3019616.png)

> [There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment than the TV…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harriet-van-horne/there-are-days-when-any-electrical-appliance-in-the-house-including/)

[Harriet Van Horne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harriet-van-horne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/harriet-van-horne-44328_appliances_there-are-days-when-any-electrical-appli_3027656.png)

> [If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-simmons/if-a-vacuum-cleaner-salesman-rings-your-front-door-he-will-be-selling/)

[Gene Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-simmons/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad1/gene-simmons-2164_cleaners_if-a-vacuum-cleaner-salesman-rings-your_2278574.png)

> [A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elsa-maxwell/a-bore-is-a-vacuum-cleaner-of-society-sucking-up-everything-and/)

[Elsa Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elsa-maxwell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b5/elsa-maxwell-18439_bores_a-bore-is-a-vacuum-cleaner-of-society-su_1201578.jpg)

> [The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/the-day-i-worry-about-cleaning-my-house-is-the-day-sears-comes-out/)

[Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba6/roseanne-barr-1422_cleaners_the-day-i-worry-about-cleaning-my-house_1130554.png)

> [You and my old vacuum cleaner have a lot in common. You both suck and are completely useless to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-armas/you-and-my-old-vacuum-cleaner-have-a-lot-in-common-you-both-suck-and/)

[Lily Armas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lily-armas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e68/lily-armas-256768_mean_you-and-my-old-vacuum-cleaner-have-a-lot_918872.jpg)

> [“Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" "One of the unsolved mysteries of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-crane/have-you-ever-heard-of-anybody-buying-a-vacuum-cleaner-at-a-vacuum/)

[Carolyn Crane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-crane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c4/carolyn-crane-14849_unsolved-mysteries_have-you-ever-heard-of-anybody-buying-a_1402174.jpg)

> [Exactly 5,126 attempts to make the first bagless vacuum cleaner were failures-some catastrophic disappointments, some minor defects. It took 15 years. Prototype…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-dyson/exactly-5-126-attempts-to-make-the-first-bagless-vacuum-cleaner-were/)

[James Dyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-dyson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/964/james-dyson-3842_cleaners_exactly-5-126-attempts-to-make-the-first_2571438.png)

> [“I need to schedule a repair on my Dyson vacuum cleaner. I used it to remove the mice from under my floorboards…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trevor-mcinsley/i-need-to-schedule-a-repair-on-my-dyson-vacuum-cleaner-i-used-it-to/)

[Trevor Mcinsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trevor-mcinsley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1d/trevor-mcinsley-105830_quote_i-need-to-schedule-a-repair-on-my-dyson_1517060.jpg)

> [The ideal vacuum cleaner would be one you never see. It needs to not just be a cool gadget, but a product…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-angle/the-ideal-vacuum-cleaner-would-be-one-you-never-see-it-needs-to-not/)

[Colin Angle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-angle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2d/colin-angle-13656_cleaner_the-ideal-vacuum-cleaner-would-be-one-yo_924835.jpg)

> [“Sometimes life is like a vacuum cleaner. you know what it does. All you need to do is kick the power plug,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vikrmn-ca-vikram-verma/sometimes-life-is-like-a-vacuum-cleaner-you-know-what-it-does-all-you/)

[Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vikrmn-ca-vikram-verma/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/998/vikrmn-ca-vikram-verma-2466_10-golden-steps-of-l_sometimes-life-is-like-a-vacuum-cleaner_3020391.jpg)

> [There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harriet-van-horne/there-are-days-when-any-electrical-appliance-in-the-house-including-2/)

[Harriet Van Horne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harriet-van-horne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ee/harriet-van-horne-44328_electrical_there-are-days-when-any-electrical-appli_3120754.png)

> [When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-burns/when-i-was-a-kid-my-mom-used-to-run-the-vacuum-cleaner-and-the-noise/)

[Steve Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-burns/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/steve-burns-19334_bother_when-i-was-a-kid-my-mom-used-to-run-the_2057461.png)

> [“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-were-a-robot-and-i-got-cheated-on-with-a-vacuum-cleaner-i-d/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e30/jarod-kintz-2_gold-digger_if-i-were-a-robot-and-i-got-cheated-on-w_2906356.jpg)

> [There is no way in the world that a vacuum cleaner will ever be obsolete - they use them for swimming pools,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-torode/there-is-no-way-in-the-world-that-a-vacuum-cleaner-will-ever-be/)

[John Torode](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-torode/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d98/john-torode-5542_industrial_there-is-no-way-in-the-world-that-a-vacu_1888224.jpg)

> [Actually, New York is great for playing around. I made a lot of studies for New York-a big vacuum cleaner lying on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claes-oldenburg/actually-new-york-is-great-for-playing-around-i-made-a-lot-of-studies/)

[Claes Oldenburg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claes-oldenburg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9d/claes-oldenburg-10596_batteries_actually-new-york-is-great-for-playing-a_700351.png)

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