--- title: "1 Uses Cat Quotes By Jody Gehrman" description: "1 Uses Cat quotes by Jody Gehrman. Plus more from Jody Gehrman and more Uses Cat sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/jody-gehrman-18474_cat-litter_sure-okay-i-ll-pick-up-some-cat-litter-a_177148.jpg" --- > [“Sure, okay, I'll pick up some cat litter. Anything else?" "Watch your back, G." Then she hung up. Hero paused in her sobbing to look at me quizzically. "Why does your mom want cat litter? You guys don't even have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/sure-okay-i-ll-pick-up-some-cat-litter-anything-else-watch-your-back/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/jody-gehrman-18474_cat-litter_sure-okay-i-ll-pick-up-some-cat-litter-a_177148.jpg) ## More by Jody Gehrman > [“Sure, okay, I'll pick up some cat litter. Anything else?" "Watch your back, G." Then she hung up. Hero paused in her sobbing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/sure-okay-i-ll-pick-up-some-cat-litter-anything-else-watch-your-back/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/suddenly-the-gods-have-stopped-saying-yes-and-have-started-making/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/maybe-illusion-and-artifice-lies-even-are-a-necessary-part-of-romance/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Yeah, I usually breathe. It comes sort of naturally to me. If I forget, asphyxiation’s a handy reminder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/yeah-i-usually-breathe-it-comes-sort-of-naturally-to-me-if-i-forget/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/sometimes-a-girl-just-has-to-dive-under-the-duvet-and-regroup/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/art-boy-is-obviously-intimidated-you-re-like-the-sun-and-he-s/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“The right song can change everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/the-right-song-can-change-everything/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Went home briefly to get my halter dress for Hero's party, and Mom was waiting for me at the kitchen table. Either she's psychic,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/went-home-briefly-to-get-my-halter-dress-for-hero-s-party-and-mom-was/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/la-di-dah-just-out-for-a-little-spin-don-t-mind-me/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“All of us have our wires crossed and crisscrossed so many times it's impossible to untangle the mess. It really does seem like the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/all-of-us-have-our-wires-crossed-and-crisscrossed-so-many-times-it-s/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the key to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/these-guys-may-not-talk-too-much-about-relationships-but-they-sure-do/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“She has ESB,” I say. Chloe rolls her eyes. “ESP you mean?” “No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/she-has-esb-i-say-chloe-rolls-her-eyes-esp-you-mean-no-esb/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“From what I've seen, a girl's got to behave like a mental midget before she'll get any action in this town. If resisting that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/from-what-i-ve-seen-a-girl-s-got-to-behave-like-a-mental-midget/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/i-tried-all-kinds-of-approaches-sexy-friendly-intimidating-nothing/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) > [“Think of it as a life experience," I mumbled. "Isn't your dad always saying we need more of that?" "I don't think prancing around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-gehrman/think-of-it-as-a-life-experience-i-mumbled-isn-t-your-dad-always/) [Jody Gehrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-gehrman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/uses-cat/jody-gehrman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Uses Cat Quotes By Jody Gehrman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Sure, okay, I'll pick up some cat litter. 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