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title: "52 Used car Quotes by 48 authors"
description: "Browse 52 Used car quotes by 48 authors. Discover the best Used car sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b23/bernie-ecclestone-8452_car_i-m-a-dealer-that-s-exactly-right-i-m-a_972721.png"
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> [I'm a dealer. That's exactly right. I'm a used car dealer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-ecclestone/i-m-a-dealer-that-s-exactly-right-i-m-a-used-car-dealer/)

[Bernie Ecclestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-ecclestone/)

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> [I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-went-to-look-for-a-used-car-and-found-my-wife-s-dress-in-the-back/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [“A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.) ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-car-salesman-a-used-car-salesman/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [The Open Road goes to the used-car lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-simpson/the-open-road-goes-to-the-used-car-lot/)

[Louis Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-simpson/)

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> [“Religion is a giant used car, and preachers have proverbial quotas.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-silverman/religion-is-a-giant-used-car-and-preachers-have-proverbial-quotas/)

[David Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-silverman/)

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> [I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/i-guess-babysitters-are-like-used-cars-you-never-really-know-what-you/)

[Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/)

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> [I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cher/i-have-no-belief-in-the-system-so-sonny-is-perfectly-at-home-in/)

[Cher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cher/)

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> [I'm feeling like a used car. My body's shot, my rear end's dragging and I can't keep my hood up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/i-m-feeling-like-a-used-car-my-body-s-shot-my-rear-end-s-dragging-and/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-my-life-is-passing-in-front-of-my-eyes-the-worst-part-of-it-is-i/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [“Vintage. That was what the used car sales automaton had called the little white car. Three hours later, she learned that vintage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-stradling/vintage-that-was-what-the-used-car-sales-automaton-had-called-the/)

[Rita Stradling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-stradling/)

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> [I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vince-vaughn/i-ve-never-been-big-on-cars-when-i-first-got-to-hollywood-i-bought-a/)

[Vince Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vince-vaughn/)

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> [I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bess-truman/i-ve-been-looking-at-used-car-bargains-i-ll-frankly-confess-i-m/)

[Bess Truman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bess-truman/)

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> [A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/a-survey-has-shown-that-the-average-man-has-had-sex-in-a-car-15-times/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-wise/the-devil-is-a-cross-between-a-really-good-used-car-salesman-and-a/)

[Ray Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-wise/)

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> [Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-childish/bowie-and-mccartney-arrived-and-the-biscuits-and-caviare-started-and/)

[Billy Childish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-childish/)

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> [I did many other things before I ever got into the movies. I've been in so many businesses, it's a joke. All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-connery/i-did-many-other-things-before-i-ever-got-into-the-movies-i-ve-been/)

[Sean Connery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-connery/)

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> [If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between this image…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lebowitz/if-while-watching-the-sun-set-on-a-used-car-lot-in-los-angeles-you/)

[Fran Lebowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lebowitz/)

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> [“Today more than ever, we are in need not only of godly pastors and Bible teachers, but also godly lawyers, politicians, diplomats,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-overman/today-more-than-ever-we-are-in-need-not-only-of-godly-pastors-and/)

[Christian Overman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-overman/)

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> [I was the best man at my younger brother's wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-plouffe/i-was-the-best-man-at-my-younger-brother-s-wedding-and-at-the-time/)

[David Plouffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-plouffe/)

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> [America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/america-just-a-nation-of-two-hundred-million-used-car-salesmen-with/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [I think the way I do things would be difficult to teach somebody to do. They need to get another good used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-ecclestone/i-think-the-way-i-do-things-would-be-difficult-to-teach-somebody-to/)

[Bernie Ecclestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-ecclestone/)

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> [Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/let-s-face-it-the-human-body-is-like-a-condominium-apartment-the/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [Now. Maybe you think it is arrogant or self centered, or ridiculous for me to believe that God bothered to wiggle a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/now-maybe-you-think-it-is-arrogant-or-self-centered-or-ridiculous-for/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [Jim Greenfield’s The Taxman Cometh will undoubtedly put a smile on the face of even the most dedicated big government freeloader. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lars-larson/jim-greenfield-s-the-taxman-cometh-will-undoubtedly-put-a-smile-on/)

Lars Larson

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> [“You might have noticed that I have been sending you used books. I have done this not to save money, but to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yann-martel/you-might-have-noticed-that-i-have-been-sending-you-used-books-i-have/)

[Yann Martel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yann-martel/)

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> [There's conflict in everything, just trying to buy a used car you deal with people that you don't want to deal with,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maynard-james-keenan/there-s-conflict-in-everything-just-trying-to-buy-a-used-car-you-deal/)

[Maynard James Keenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maynard-james-keenan/)

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> [Through its prohibition on birth control, the Church has suggested that the only right way to have children is through biological reproduction:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-mairs/through-its-prohibition-on-birth-control-the-church-has-suggested/)

[Nancy Mairs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-mairs/)

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> [“ The interaction with the unaccountable, self-regulating business called "modern medicine" is analogous to buying a used car from a stranger: you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-hefti/the-interaction-with-the-unaccountable-self-regulating-business/)

Rolf Hefti

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> [When you buy a used car, you kick the tires, you look at the odometer, you open up the hood. If you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-sagan/when-you-buy-a-used-car-you-kick-the-tires-you-look-at-the-odometer/)

[Carl Sagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-sagan/)

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> [“Our team of specialists is well trained, certified and highly skilled to fix your auto body repair and remove any car dent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mission-viejo-auto-collision/our-team-of-specialists-is-well-trained-certified-and-highly-skilled/)

Mission Viejo Auto Collision

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> [“We would have won, but the other guys gave the deal away.” “The customer selected us technically and thinks we are the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-horowitz/we-would-have-won-but-the-other-guys-gave-the-deal-away-the-customer/)

[Ben Horowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-horowitz/)

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> [“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mil-millington/all-real-estate-agents-should-be-put-on-a-decommissioned-naval/)

[Mil Millington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mil-millington/)

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> [I'm limitless bitch so don't tell me what my limits is/ Lemon in ya eye and I shine so they squint a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tactics/i-m-limitless-bitch-so-don-t-tell-me-what-my-limits-is-lemon-in-ya/)

Tactics

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> [Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wolfgang-puck/thirty-five-years-ago-being-a-cook-was-the-same-as-being-a-used-car/)

[Wolfgang Puck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wolfgang-puck/)

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> [When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-lujack/when-buying-a-used-car-punch-the-buttons-on-the-radio-if-all-the/)

Larry Lujack

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> [There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-huckabee/there-is-a-crisis-in-america-that-crisis-is-divorce-it-is-easier-to/)

[Mike Huckabee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-huckabee/)

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> [“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I used to sell cars. Well, technically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-like-a-used-car-salesman-uses-people-i-know/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [For years, TransCanada has been selling the Keystone XL pipeline to Americans with all of the enthusiasm of a used car salesman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-steyer/for-years-transcanada-has-been-selling-the-keystone-xl-pipeline-to/)

[Tom Steyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-steyer/)

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> [“Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/like-a-valet-who-commits-grand-theft-auto-not-to-go-for-a-joy-ride/)

[Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66e/bauvard-3155_cars_like-a-valet-who-commits-grand-theft-aut_1274013.jpg)

> [Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-mccracken/librarian-like-stewardess-certified-public-accountant-used-car/)

[Elizabeth McCracken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-mccracken/)

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                        "text": "There's conflict in everything, just trying to buy a used car you deal with people that you don't want to deal with, you know, that's just the way of life, nothing stops changing, you're always going to have the conflict till your last breath, I mean on your deathbed, arguing with the doctor who's going to pay the bill, you know, it's just the reality of it, so none of that ever goes away.",
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                        "text": "Through its prohibition on birth control, the Church has suggested that the only right way to have children is through biological reproduction: a kind of forced labor culminating in the production of another soul for God. What kind of a God stands like Lee Iacocca at the end of an assembly line, driving his workers with a greedy 'More! More!' while the automobiles pile up in showrooms and on freeways and in used-car lots and finally junkyards, his only satisfaction the gross production figures at the end of every quarter?",
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                        "text": "“ The interaction with the unaccountable, self-regulating business called \"modern medicine\" is analogous to buying a used car from a stranger: you never really know what you're getting because of the things you're not being told. And what is not being disclosed can (seriously) hurt you. (in \"The Mammogram Myth: The Independent Investigation Of Mammography The Medical Profession Doesn't Want You To Know About\", 2013)”",
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                        "text": "When you buy a used car, you kick the tires, you look at the odometer, you open up the hood. If you do not feel yourself an expert in automobile engines, you bring a friend who is. And you do this with something as unimportant as an automobile. But on the issues of the transcendent, of ethics, of morals, of the origins of the world, of the nature of human beings, on those issues should we not insist upon at least equally skeptical scrutiny?",
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                        "text": "“Our team of specialists is well trained, certified and highly skilled to fix your auto body repair and remove any car dent you may have. With over 30 years of experience providing car collision repair, car detailing, used car inspections, or any car body repair services necessary, we guarantee our workmanship will make your car look good as new as quickly as possible. Another procedure which we are skilled at is paintless dent removal. It is a cost effective way to repair minor dents and dings in which the car paint or metal have not been stretched. The reason it is so cost effective is because there is no need for filling or painting the car. It takes an experienced hand to do paintless dent repair, because in the wrong hands it can create more dents and scratches to the car. We have built a reputation and trust with our clients in Irvine, Mission Viejo, Laguna Hills, Laguna Woods, Lake Forest, Laguna Niguel, Rancho Santa Margarita, Coto de Caza and countless Orange County families and car fleets. For this reason, we have earned their repeat business and referrals of clients, friends and families. As a result, we reward our clients with incentives to say thank you for their continued support. So don’t drive around in a damaged car. Let Mission Viejo Auto Collision do what we do best and restore your car to its mint condition in no time. Contact us at (949) 951-7503 for your next auto body repair in Orange County.”",
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                        "text": "“We would have won, but the other guys gave the deal away.” “The customer selected us technically and thinks we are the better company, but our competitor just gave the product away. We would never sell so cheaply as it would hurt our reputation.” Anybody who has ever run an enterprise sales force has heard this lie before. You go into an account, you fight hard, and you lose. The sales rep, not wanting to shine the light on himself, blames the “used car dealer” rep from the other company. The CEO, not wanting to believe that she’s losing product competitiveness, believes the rep. If you hear this lie, try to validate the claim with the actual customer. I’ll bet you can’t.”",
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                        "text": "“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk. It's rather unfortunate that, in recent years, real estate agents have become comedy betes-noires. Rather like lawyers or used car salesmen. Every time they mention their job they probably get people amusingly making the sign of the cross at them or are subjected to some good-natured, humorous ribbing. This has the effect of distorting what I'm trying to say here, which isn't in the nature of a smiling roll of the eyes and a \"Tsk, real estate agents, eh?\" but rather \"All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk.”",
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