--- title: "9 Update Facebook Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 9 Update Facebook quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Update Facebook sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43e/m4ster-strider-70275_facebook-status_i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-mon_387244.jpg" --- > [I will update My Facebook status for money!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m4ster-strider/i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-money/) [M4ster Strider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m4ster-strider/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43e/m4ster-strider-70275_facebook-status_i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-mon_387244.jpg) > [Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaron-lanier/why-do-people-deserve-a-penny-when-they-update-their-facebook-status/) [Jaron Lanier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaron-lanier/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/jaron-lanier-2241_deserve_why-do-people-deserve-a-penny-when-they_2591733.png) > [Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-it-s-snowing-outside-i-better-update-my-facebook-status-for-all-of/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/702/anonymous-1_amazing_oh-it-s-snowing-outside-i-better-update_3067112.jpg) > [If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-send-you-a-text-and-you-don-trespond-and-then-i-see-you-update/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c59/anonymous-1_amazing_if-i-send-you-a-text-and-you-don-trespon_2164752.jpg) > [Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy/dear-people-who-update-their-facebook-status-every-30-seconds-there-s/) [Amy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b15/amy-25950_annoying-people_dear-people-who-update-their-facebook-st_3094578.jpg) > [Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-it-s-sunny-outside-i-better-update-my-facebook-status-for-all-of/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/877/anonymous-1_facebook-status_oh-it-s-sunny-outside-i-better-update-my_287440.jpg) > [I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patton-oswalt/i-update-my-myspace-every-day-i-update-my-facebook-fan-page-but-that/) [Patton Oswalt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patton-oswalt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/029/patton-oswalt-2795_communication_i-update-my-myspace-every-day-i-update-m_2987195.jpg) > [“We live in a culture where we put our most intimate secrets on the Internet and have no idea who our next-…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-thompson/we-live-in-a-culture-where-we-put-our-most-intimate-secrets-on-the/) [Tracy Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b86/tracy-thompson-38198_community_we-live-in-a-culture-where-we-put-our-mo_135314.jpg) > [The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julian/the-secret-is-to-go-to-the-twitter-laiapcption-within-the-facebook/) [Julian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/julian-130995_quote_the-secret-is-to-go-to-the-twitter-laiap_1727777.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/update-facebook/#itemlist", "name": "Update Facebook Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I will update My Facebook status for money!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "M4ster Strider" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m4ster-strider/i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-money/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43e/m4ster-strider-70275_facebook-status_i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-mon_387244.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43e/m4ster-strider-70275_facebook-status_i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-mon_387244.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43e/m4ster-strider-70275_facebook-status_i-will-update-my-facebook-status-for-mon_387244.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I will update My Facebook status for money!” — M4ster Strider", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? 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