--- title: "15 Up Quotes By Bill Hader" description: "15 Up quotes by Bill Hader. Plus more from Bill Hader and more Up sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/bill-hader-2662_floyd_i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house-14_1432917.jpg" --- > [I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/bill-hader-2662_floyd_i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house-14_1432917.jpg) > [I loved growing up in Tulsa.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-loved-growing-up-in-tulsa/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fe/bill-hader-2662_growing_i-loved-growing-up-in-tulsa-1653064_1653064.jpg) > [I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-grew-up-with-my-two-sisters-and-my-mom-so-it-s-my-lot-in-life-to-be/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/bill-hader-2662_grew_i-grew-up-with-my-two-sisters-and-my-mom_2888027.jpg) > [I'm always up before everybody else. I also crash at 3 o'clock when everybody's at their prime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-m-always-up-before-everybody-else-i-also-crash-at-3-o-clock-when/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/bill-hader-2662_also_i-m-always-up-before-everybody-else-i-al_2112667.jpg) > [Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/oddly-enough-i-have-really-bad-stage-fright-getting-up-in-front-of/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/806/bill-hader-2662_bad_oddly-enough-i-have-really-bad-stage-fri_831366.jpg) > [I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-really-enjoyed-playing-vinny-vedecci-the-italian-talk-show-host-he/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c7/bill-hader-2662_came_i-really-enjoyed-playing-vinny-vedecci-t_1419053.jpg) > [I hated pitch meetings. Pitch meetings were my least favorite part of the week. I just gave up. I was so terrible…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-hated-pitch-meetings-pitch-meetings-were-my-least-favorite-part-of/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44a/bill-hader-2662_favorite_i-hated-pitch-meetings-pitch-meetings-we_867775.jpg) > [It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/it-doesn-t-occur-to-me-that-i-don-t-drive-a-cool-car-until-i-hang-out/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/bill-hader-2662_car_it-doesn-t-occur-to-me-that-i-don-t-driv_675753.jpg) > [I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-took-second-city-out-of-desperation-and-that-s-what-ended-up/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/484/bill-hader-2662_city_i-took-second-city-out-of-desperation-an_79477.jpg) > [I - at the table reads, I break constantly. If something is up there that I'm not expecting, I tend to -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-at-the-table-reads-i-break-constantly-if-something-is-up-there-that/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/394/bill-hader-2662_break_i-at-the-table-reads-i-break-constantly_2640724.jpg) > [For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/for-our-anniversary-my-wife-and-i-went-to-see-godzilla-and-then-we/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c80/bill-hader-2662_anniversary_for-our-anniversary-my-wife-and-i-went-t_2277357.jpg) > [I'm the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-m-the-only-one-in-tulsa-oklahoma-that-has-final-draft-on-my/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/bill-hader-2662_age_i-m-the-only-one-in-tulsa-oklahoma-that_771293.jpg) > [My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/my-wife-and-i-were-on-our-honeymoon-in-turks-and-caicos-in-the-middle/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbd/bill-hader-2662_along_my-wife-and-i-were-on-our-honeymoon-in-t_1326603.jpg) > [I just did this movie with Kristin Wiig called 'The Skeleton Twins.' That's a straight drama. We play estranged twins, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-just-did-this-movie-with-kristin-wiig-called-the-skeleton-twins/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0e/bill-hader-2662_brothers_i-just-did-this-movie-with-kristin-wiig_2343229.jpg) > [My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/my-wife-and-i-got-to-go-onstage-at-a-flaming-lips-concert-at-webster/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/bill-hader-2662_alien_my-wife-and-i-got-to-go-onstage-at-a-fla_1837423.jpg) ## Other authors on Up ## More by Bill Hader > [The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-first-time-i-met-james-franco-he-was-dressed-like-james-dean-he/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Let's face it: I look pretty out of shape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/let-s-face-it-i-look-pretty-out-of-shape/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/in-the-u-s-it-s-like-you-start-with-a-great-script-and-then-on-set/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-took-second-city-out-of-desperation-and-that-s-what-ended-up/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/when-you-re-at-your-absolute-most-exhausted-that-s-when-you-have-to/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-idea-of-a-chicago-band-that-wanted-to-sing-songs-about-california/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/no-one-knows-anything-you-re-going-to-make-mistakes-and-you-re-going/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [George Saunders is a complete genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/george-saunders-is-a-complete-genius/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-think-that-s-the-thing-i-learned-at-saturday-night-live-any-time-i/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/you-learn-quickly-at-snl-you-get-in-trouble-if-you-compare-yourself/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Turns out typecasting is a real thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/turns-out-typecasting-is-a-real-thing/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/you-can-be-the-lead-in-a-movie-just-for-the-sake-of-being-a-lead-in-a/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [I learned a lot just watching people perform.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-learned-a-lot-just-watching-people-perform/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Fred Willard still makes me laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/up/bill-hader/#itemlist", "name": "15 Up Quotes By Bill Hader", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/bill-hader-2662_floyd_i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house-14_1432917.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/bill-hader-2662_floyd_i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house-14_1432917.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/bill-hader-2662_floyd_i-grew-up-in-a-total-pink-floyd-house-14_1432917.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.” — Bill Hader", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I loved growing up in Tulsa.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-loved-growing-up-in-tulsa/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fe/bill-hader-2662_growing_i-loved-growing-up-in-tulsa-1653064_1653064.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fe/bill-hader-2662_growing_i-loved-growing-up-in-tulsa-1653064_1653064.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fe/bill-hader-2662_growing_i-loved-growing-up-in-tulsa-1653064_1653064.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I loved growing up in Tulsa.” — Bill Hader", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-grew-up-with-my-two-sisters-and-my-mom-so-it-s-my-lot-in-life-to-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/bill-hader-2662_grew_i-grew-up-with-my-two-sisters-and-my-mom_2888027.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/bill-hader-2662_grew_i-grew-up-with-my-two-sisters-and-my-mom_2888027.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/bill-hader-2662_grew_i-grew-up-with-my-two-sisters-and-my-mom_2888027.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.” — Bill Hader", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm always up before everybody else. 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