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> [This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of five hundred thousand dollars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/this-is-a-little-unusual-he-has-you-on-a-vesting-schedule-for-every/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

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## More by Miranda Hobbes

> [Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/seriously-why-don-t-straight-men-have-bodies-like-this/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/just-because-he-said-he-s-gonna-call-doesn-t-mean-he-s-gonna-call/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/sure-just-type-in-your-symptoms-hit-enter-and-wait-for-the-word/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/i-ve-been-trying-to-diagnosis-myself-on-the-internet/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/sorry-cute-guy-i-thought-he-was-checking-me-out-for-a-second/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/that-s-not-true-you-ve-had-sex-with-plenty-of-married-people/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/these-are-my-last-months-of-freedom-and-i-m-spending-them-in-bed/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/oh-god-carrie-is-this-my-baby-i-mean-what-am-i-waiting-for/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/i-m-just-saying-as-a-lawyer-a-partner-no-less-i-got-zero-dates-and-as/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/i-can-t-believe-i-m-eating-a-frozen-dinner-i-m-such-a-cliche/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/this-is-a-little-unusual-he-has-you-on-a-vesting-schedule-for-every/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/i-have-low-self-esteem-but-i-express-it-the-healthy-way-by-eating-a/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/my-friend-went-to-california-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-dildo/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/this-isn-t-ps-147-we-re-adults-now-she-s-married-for-christ-sake-we/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

> [How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hobbes/how-can-they-have-new-relationships-already-i-m-still-in-the-i-just/)

[Miranda Hobbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hobbes/)

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