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> [“You can't trust anything on the Internet." "Can, too," I said, completed offended. "So, if I posted a comment saying I was an Arabian prince from Milwaukee?" "Yeah, but you're a big fat liar. You don't count. I mean, look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-can-t-trust-anything-on-the-internet-can-too-i-said-completed/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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