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title: "4 Unless Bird Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Unless Bird quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Unless Bird sayings and thoughts."
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> [How can I be in two places at once, unless I were a bird?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boyle-roche/how-can-i-be-in-two-places-at-once-unless-i-were-a-bird/)

[Boyle Roche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boyle-roche/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/081/boyle-roche-27911_bird_how-can-i-be-in-two-places-at-once-unles_1677586.jpg)

> [“Few things are more beautiful than a giant, deep golden brown featherless bird in the middle of a dinner table (unless that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chrissy-teigen/few-things-are-more-beautiful-than-a-giant-deep-golden-brown/)

[Chrissy Teigen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chrissy-teigen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16b/chrissy-teigen-8139_dinner-table_few-things-are-more-beautiful-than-a-gia_2164001.jpg)

> [“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…unless the bird has the flu!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ankala-subbarao/a-bird-in-the-hand-is-worth-two-in-the-bush-unless-the-bird-has-the/)

[Ankala Subbarao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ankala-subbarao/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4c/ankala-subbarao-32358_bird_a-bird-in-the-hand-is-worth-two-in-the-b_2181575.jpg)

> [A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boyle-roche/a-man-could-not-be-in-two-places-at-the-same-time-unless-he-were-a/)

[Boyle Roche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boyle-roche/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f2/boyle-roche-27911_bird_a-man-could-not-be-in-two-places-at-the_2263478.jpg)

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