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title: "3 Underwear Didn Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Underwear Didn quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Underwear Didn sayings and thoughts."
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> [Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/idiotically-it-occurred-to-me-that-my-pink-underwear-didn-t-match-my/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46f/john-green-12_boys_idiotically-it-occurred-to-me-that-my-pi_1680682.jpg)

> [“In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/in-breeze-s-business-one-got-used-to-running-across-the-skeletons-in/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a78/christopher-moore-353_business_in-breeze-s-business-one-got-used-to-run_2789684.png)

> [Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-obama/don-t-judge-i-used-to-buy-underwear-because-i-didn-t-do-my-laundry/)

[Michelle Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-obama/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e3/michelle-obama-518_because_don-t-judge-i-used-to-buy-underwear-beca_2961650.jpg)

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