--- title: "8 Undercover-lovers Quotes by 3 authors" description: "Browse 8 Undercover-lovers quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Undercover-lovers sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/dee-tenorio-24387_bury_sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bur_83259.jpg" --- > [“Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee-tenorio/sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bury-my-cold-dead-decrepit-ass/) [Dee Tenorio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dee-tenorio/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/dee-tenorio-24387_bury_sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bur_83259.jpg) > [“Do you like blowjobs? “Did you just ask me if I like blowjobs?” he asked in a low voice. “I swear that’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cari-quinn/do-you-like-blowjobs-did-you-just-ask-me-if-i-like-blowjobs-he-asked/) [Cari Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cari-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1e/cari-quinn-15601_cari-quinn_do-you-like-blowjobs-did-you-just-ask-me_1603033.jpg) > [“Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-cole/did-you-know-studies-show-that-eighty-percent-of-women-have-faked/) [Chloe Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba5/chloe-cole-46832_chloe-cole_did-you-know-studies-show-that-eighty-pe_2025219.jpg) > [“Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cari-quinn/do-you-take-credit-cards-i-bet-your-pony-would-be-worth-a-ride/) [Cari Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cari-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6da/cari-quinn-15601_cari-quinn_do-you-take-credit-cards-i-bet-your-pony_2185818.jpg) > [“You know what would really help? If men started looking at it like a bank. The more you deposit the more you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-cole/you-know-what-would-really-help-if-men-started-looking-at-it-like-a/) [Chloe Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/chloe-cole-46832_chloe-cole_you-know-what-would-really-help-if-men-s_2273966.jpg) > [“A woman’s sexuality is not at all like a man’s. A man can literally f\*\*k a watermelon and come. If you put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-cole/a-woman-s-sexuality-is-not-at-all-like-a-man-s-a-man-can-literally-f/) [Chloe Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ae/chloe-cole-46832_chloe-cole_a-woman-s-sexuality-is-not-at-all-like-a_2484480.jpg) > [“Not much makes me feel uncomfortable about sexuality. It’s the most natural thing in the world. I don’t really get why people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-cole/not-much-makes-me-feel-uncomfortable-about-sexuality-it-s-the-most/) [Chloe Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/496/chloe-cole-46832_chloe-cole_not-much-makes-me-feel-uncomfortable-abo_2510822.jpg) > [“I wanted to, um, apologize for earlier. I can't believe I did that. I didn't think it could be real and—” “Didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cari-quinn/i-wanted-to-um-apologize-for-earlier-i-can-t-believe-i-did-that-i/) [Cari Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cari-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/cari-quinn-15601_cari-quinn_i-wanted-to-um-apologize-for-earlier-i-c_3230018.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/undercover-lovers/#itemlist", "name": "Undercover-lovers Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dee Tenorio" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee-tenorio/sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bury-my-cold-dead-decrepit-ass/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/dee-tenorio-24387_bury_sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bur_83259.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/dee-tenorio-24387_bury_sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bur_83259.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/dee-tenorio-24387_bury_sweetheart-i-ll-be-a-marine-til-they-bur_83259.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty…” — Dee Tenorio", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Do you like blowjobs? “Did you just ask me if I like blowjobs?” he asked in a low voice. “I swear that’s what it sounded like.” “Yes.” She folded her hands in front of her and met his gaze head-on. “I haven’t given nearly enough of them but I’d like to practice.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Cari Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cari-quinn/do-you-like-blowjobs-did-you-just-ask-me-if-i-like-blowjobs-he-asked/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1e/cari-quinn-15601_cari-quinn_do-you-like-blowjobs-did-you-just-ask-me_1603033.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1e/cari-quinn-15601_cari-quinn_do-you-like-blowjobs-did-you-just-ask-me_1603033.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1e/cari-quinn-15601_cari-quinn_do-you-like-blowjobs-did-you-just-ask-me_1603033.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Do you like blowjobs? “Did you just ask me if I like blowjobs?” he asked in a low voice. “I swear that’s…” — Cari Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? 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