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title: "3 Uncle Wants Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Uncle Wants quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Uncle Wants sayings and thoughts."
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> [He says he’d rather be dead than leave me. According to him, we’re family. I guess that makes me the psycho uncle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/he-says-he-d-rather-be-dead-than-leave-me-according-to-him-we-re/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/162/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_business_he-says-he-d-rather-be-dead-than-leave-m_85619.jpg)

> [I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mcgrath/i-m-that-crazy-ass-drunk-uncle-that-nobody-wants-to-invite-to-the/)

[Mark McGrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mcgrath/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe0/mark-mcgrath-21678_ass_i-m-that-crazy-ass-drunk-uncle-that-nobo_873984.jpg)

> [I want to be the best uncle possible, like any uncle wants to be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-william-middleton/i-want-to-be-the-best-uncle-possible-like-any-uncle-wants-to-be/)

[James William Middleton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-william-middleton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb7/james-william-middleton-15274_best_i-want-to-be-the-best-uncle-possible-lik_1581176.jpg)

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