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title: "220 Umpires Quotes by 158 authors"
description: "Browse 220 Umpires quotes by 158 authors. Discover the best Umpires sayings and thoughts."
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> [Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amos-otis/listen-ump-how-can-you-sleep-with-the-lights-on/)

[Amos Otis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amos-otis/)

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> [Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dizzy-dean/why-they-shot-the-wrong-mckinley/)

[Dizzy Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dizzy-dean/)

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> [Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edwin-louis-cole/peace-is-the-umpire-for-doing-the-will-of-god/)

[Edwin Louis Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edwin-louis-cole/)

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> [The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-arlott/the-umpire-signals-a-bye-with-the-air-of-a-weary-stalk/)

[John Arlott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-arlott/)

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> [My favorite umpire is a dead one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-evers/my-favorite-umpire-is-a-dead-one/)

[Johnny Evers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-evers/)

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> [Umpires sometimes have a quick trigger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-torre/umpires-sometimes-have-a-quick-trigger/)

[Joe Torre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-torre/)

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> [Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-roddick/stay-in-school-kids-or-you-ll-end-up-being-an-umpire/)

[Andy Roddick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-roddick/)

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> [“In cricket- be fit, be alert and be Sachin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/in-cricket-be-fit-be-alert-and-be-sachin/)

[Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/)

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> [The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-klem/the-best-umpired-game-is-the-game-in-which-the-fans-cannot-recall-the/)

[Bill Klem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-klem/)

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> [Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/umpire-s-heaven-is-a-place-where-he-works-third-base-every-game-home/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

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> [Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-anne-de-vichy-chamrond-marquise-du-deffand/rules-of-society-are-nothing-one-s-conscience-is-the-umpire/)

[Marie Anne de Vichy-Chamrond, marquise du Deffand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-anne-de-vichy-chamrond-marquise-du-deffand/)

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> [I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leo-durocher/i-made-a-game-effort-to-argue-but-two-things-were-against-me-the/)

[Leo Durocher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leo-durocher/)

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> [Arbitrage proof has since been widely used throughout finance and economics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merton-miller/arbitrage-proof-has-since-been-widely-used-throughout-finance-and/)

[Merton Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merton-miller/)

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> [Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/casey-stengel/never-wear-a-backward-baseball-cap-to-an-interview-unless-applying/)

[Casey Stengel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/casey-stengel/)

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> [“Football said,"Why I am not a cricket ball to get a shot from Sachin".”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/football-said-why-i-am-not-a-cricket-ball-to-get-a-shot-from-sachin/)

[Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/)

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> [We've beat up our umpires. They're now allowed to be human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-torre/we-ve-beat-up-our-umpires-they-re-now-allowed-to-be-human/)

[Joe Torre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-torre/)

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> [In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leo-durocher/in-the-olden-days-the-umpire-didn-t-have-to-take-any-courses-in-mind/)

[Leo Durocher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leo-durocher/)

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> [Some have said that I can accept inadequacies in my players but not in umpires. That completely misses the point. I can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/earl-weaver/some-have-said-that-i-can-accept-inadequacies-in-my-players-but-not/)

[Earl Weaver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/earl-weaver/)

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> [When I meet successful people I ask 100 questions as to what they attribute their success to. It is usually the same:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiana-tom/when-i-meet-successful-people-i-ask-100-questions-as-to-what-they/)

[Kiana Tom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiana-tom/)

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> [Left the ranch in 1883, went to California, going through the States and territories, reached Ogden the latter part of 1883, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calamity-jane/left-the-ranch-in-1883-went-to-california-going-through-the-states/)

[Calamity Jane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calamity-jane/)

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> [Yes, I was in that game where George Brett hit that home run. Billy saw there was too much pine tar on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bert-campaneris/yes-i-was-in-that-game-where-george-brett-hit-that-home-run-billy-saw/)

[Bert Campaneris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bert-campaneris/)

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> [Being an umpire wasn't such a tough job. You really have to understand only two things and that's maintaing discipline and knowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-hubbard/being-an-umpire-wasn-t-such-a-tough-job-you-really-have-to-understand/)

[Cal Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cal-hubbard/)

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> [My only complaint with 'Dickie' Bird is that he requires a degree of certainty that is almost neurotic; like the man who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-brearley/my-only-complaint-with-dickie-bird-is-that-he-requires-a-degree-of/)

[Mike Brearley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-brearley/)

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> [I just loved officiating, and I hope what I did helped make it better. That's what I tell young umpires: you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-harvey/i-just-loved-officiating-and-i-hope-what-i-did-helped-make-it-better/)

[Doug Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-harvey/)

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> [The existence of a free market does not of course eliminate the need for government. On the contrary, government is essential both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-friedman/the-existence-of-a-free-market-does-not-of-course-eliminate-the-need/)

[Milton Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-friedman/)

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> [Chemistry is really about two people who like to act together, I think. It's like tennis in the most cliched way. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-duchovny/chemistry-is-really-about-two-people-who-like-to-act-together-i-think/)

[David Duchovny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-duchovny/)

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> [Cricket is a most precarious profession; it is called a team game but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-arlott/cricket-is-a-most-precarious-profession-it-is-called-a-team-game-but/)

[John Arlott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-arlott/)

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> [It's an ongoing process of reinterpreting the strike zone in accordance to the rulebook. The umpires, I think, are doing an excellent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandy-alderson/it-s-an-ongoing-process-of-reinterpreting-the-strike-zone-in/)

[Sandy Alderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandy-alderson/)

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> [So the question is, First, Whether the civil magistrate hath power to force men in things religious to do contrary to their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-barclay/so-the-question-is-first-whether-the-civil-magistrate-hath-power-to/)

[Robert Barclay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-barclay/)

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> [I've heard it said that umpires are necessary evil. Well, we are necessary, but we are not evil. We are hard-working and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-harvey/i-ve-heard-it-said-that-umpires-are-necessary-evil-well-we-are/)

[Doug Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-harvey/)

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> [The problem with art is, it's not like the game of golf where you put the ball in the hole. There's no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-prince/the-problem-with-art-is-it-s-not-like-the-game-of-golf-where-you-put/)

[Richard Prince](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-prince/)

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> [In my dealing with my child, my Latin and Greek, my accomplishments and my money stead me nothing; but as much soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/in-my-dealing-with-my-child-my-latin-and-greek-my-accomplishments-and/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [Those who are esteemed umpires of taste, are often persons who have acquired some knowledge of admired pictures or sculptures, andhave an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/those-who-are-esteemed-umpires-of-taste-are-often-persons-who-have-2/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [This bill would renounce the safe, proper, and acceptable role for Government as a referee of disputes between the governed. It would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/strom-thurmond/this-bill-would-renounce-the-safe-proper-and-acceptable-role-for/)

[Strom Thurmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/strom-thurmond/)

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> [In sum, do not insult me with the beheadings, finger choppings or the lung-deflations you plan for my works. I need my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/in-sum-do-not-insult-me-with-the-beheadings-finger-choppings-or-the/)

[Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/)

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> [“Frequently confronted with vociferous complaints about their rulings from players, managers, and fans (who as likely as not had wagered on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-g-rader/frequently-confronted-with-vociferous-complaints-about-their-rulings/)

[Benjamin G. Rader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-g-rader/)

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> [ But, you may ask, if the two departments \[i.e., federal and state\] should claim each the same subject of power, where is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/but-you-may-ask-if-the-two-departments-i-e-federal-and-state-should/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [Just death, kind umpire of men's miseries.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/just-death-kind-umpire-of-men-s-miseries/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-coleman/national-league-umpires-wear-inside-chest-protesters/)

[Jerry Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-coleman/)

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> [No damn man kills me and lives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathan-bedford-forrest/no-damn-man-kills-me-and-lives/)

[Nathan Bedford Forrest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathan-bedford-forrest/)

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## Top authors on Umpires

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