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title: "4 Ugly Took Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-knew-a-girl-so-ugly-i-took-her-to-the-top-of-the-empire-state/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [I kno people have the right to be ugly,but you took advantage of it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/i-kno-people-have-the-right-to-be-ugly-but-you-took-advantage-of-it/)

[Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-haunted-house-and-she-came-out/)

[Various](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/various/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-ha_2052273.jpg)

> [She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/she-was-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-dog-show-and-she-won-first-prize/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f3/rodney-dangerfield-755_dog_she-was-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-dog_3117423.jpg)

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