--- title: "28 Tyrion-lannister Quotes By George R.R. Martin" description: "28 Tyrion-lannister quotes by George R.R. Martin. Plus more from George R.R. Martin and more Tyrion-lannister sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05e/george-r-r-martin-48_dwarfs_remember-this-boy-all-dwarfs-may-be-bast_2724040.png" --- > [“Remember this, boy. "All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/remember-this-boy-all-dwarfs-may-be-bastards-yet-not-all-bastards-2/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05e/george-r-r-martin-48_dwarfs_remember-this-boy-all-dwarfs-may-be-bast_2724040.png) > [“For just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/for-just-a-moment-tyrion-lannister-stood-tall-as-a-king/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/102/george-r-r-martin-48_a-game-of-thrones_for-just-a-moment-tyrion-lannister-stood_1109782.png) > [“My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/my-sister-has-mistaken-me-for-a-mushroom-she-keeps-me-in-the-dark-and/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d9/george-r-r-martin-48_humour_my-sister-has-mistaken-me-for-a-mushroom_922451.png) > [“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/pissing-is-the-least-of-my-talents-you-ought-to-see-me-shit/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/122/george-r-r-martin-48_a-dance-with-dragons_pissing-is-the-least-of-my-talents-you-o_675289.png) > [“ I loved a maid fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/i-loved-a-maid-fair-as-summer-with-sunlight-in-her-hair/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/george-r-r-martin-48_summer_i-loved-a-maid-fair-as-summer-with-sunli_688121.png) > [“The dwarf has played her like a set of pipes, and she is too deaf to hear the tune.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/the-dwarf-has-played-her-like-a-set-of-pipes-and-she-is-too-deaf-to/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/541/george-r-r-martin-48_catelyn-stark_the-dwarf-has-played-her-like-a-set-of-p_2911304.png) > [“She is the widow of a Dothraki khal, a mother of dragons and sacker of cities, Aegon the Conqueror with teats.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/she-is-the-widow-of-a-dothraki-khal-a-mother-of-dragons-and-sacker-of/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/george-r-r-martin-48_daenerys-targaryen_she-is-the-widow-of-a-dothraki-khal-a-mo_2175261.png) > [“Every touch a lie. I have paid her so much false coin that she half thinks she's rich.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/every-touch-a-lie-i-have-paid-her-so-much-false-coin-that-she-half/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c28/george-r-r-martin-48_tyrion-lannister_every-touch-a-lie-i-have-paid-her-so-muc_675355.png) > [“A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin’s shit was flecked with gold. Some said the man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/a-fool-more-foolish-than-most-had-once-jested-that-even-lord-tywin-s/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ced/george-r-r-martin-48_foolish_a-fool-more-foolish-than-most-had-once-j_730944.png) > [“A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/a-day-will-come-when-you-think-yourself-safe-and-happy-and-suddenly/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f0/george-r-r-martin-48_a-clash-of-kings_a-day-will-come-when-you-think-yourself_2557938.png) > [“…When you’ve know me longer, you’ll learn that I mean everything I say.” “Even the lies?” “Especially the lies. Lord Petyr…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/when-you-ve-know-me-longer-you-ll-learn-that-i-mean-everything-i-say/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/george-r-r-martin-48_humorous_when-you-ve-know-me-longer-you-ll-learn_2793810.png) > [“He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf,” Haldon said after an exchange with the guard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/he-says-that-it-is-good-luck-to-rub-the-head-of-a-dwarf-haldon-said/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7a/george-r-r-martin-48_a-dance-with-dragons_he-says-that-it-is-good-luck-to-rub-the_1695698.png) > [“Why does a bear shit in the woods? he demanded. Because it is his nature. Lying comes as easily as breathing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/why-does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woods-he-demanded-because-it-is-his/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a6/george-r-r-martin-48_lying_why-does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woods-he-dem_1825938.png) > [“The gold of a lowland lord is as worthless as a half man's promises'' Gunthor said. ''Half a man I may be''…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/the-gold-of-a-lowland-lord-is-as-worthless-as-a-half-man-s-promises/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/816/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_the-gold-of-a-lowland-lord-is-as-worthle_3155062.png) > [“He found Podrick Payne asleep in a chair outside the door of the solar, and shook him by the shoulder. "Summon Bronn,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/he-found-podrick-payne-asleep-in-a-chair-outside-the-door-of-the/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86c/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_he-found-podrick-payne-asleep-in-a-chair_642164.jpg) > [“Even now, long days later, the memory filled him with a bitter rage. All his life Tyrion had prided himself on his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/even-now-long-days-later-the-memory-filled-him-with-a-bitter-rage-all/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/264/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_even-now-long-days-later-the-memory-fill_1516061.jpg) > [“There were four of them, Catelyn saw. An old man in the black of the Night’s Watch, two servants … and Tyrion Lannister, standing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/there-were-four-of-them-catelyn-saw-an-old-man-in-the-black-of-the/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_there-were-four-of-them-catelyn-saw-an-o_1523989.png) > [“I have a realistic grasp of my own strengths and weaknesses. My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/i-have-a-realistic-grasp-of-my-own-strengths-and-weaknesses-my-mind-3/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c61/george-r-r-martin-48_books_i-have-a-realistic-grasp-of-my-own-stren_3149904.png) > [“Less reliable tales also reached his ears, of a dwarf witch who haunted a hill in the riverlands, and a dwarf whore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/less-reliable-tales-also-reached-his-ears-of-a-dwarf-witch-who/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/george-r-r-martin-48_storytelling_less-reliable-tales-also-reached-his-ear_1743894.png) > [“Tyrion felt the heat rise in him. “It was not my dagger,” he insisted. “How many times must I swear to that?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/tyrion-felt-the-heat-rise-in-him-it-was-not-my-dagger-he-insisted-how/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93a/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_tyrion-felt-the-heat-rise-in-him-it-was_2349251.png) > [“The battle fever. He had never thought to experience it himself, though Jamie had told him of it often enough. How time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/the-battle-fever-he-had-never-thought-to-experience-it-himself-though/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f26/george-r-r-martin-48_battle_the-battle-fever-he-had-never-thought-to_1770887.png) > [“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/you-are-your-mother-s-trueborn-son-of-lannister-am-i-the-dwarf/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/214/george-r-r-martin-48_bastards_you-are-your-mother-s-trueborn-son-of-la_2321509.jpg) > [“How could I not love him, after that? That is not to say that I approved of all he did, or much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/how-could-i-not-love-him-after-that-that-is-not-to-say-that-i/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d70/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_how-could-i-not-love-him-after-that-that_1727423.png) > [“Tyrion Lannister sniggered. That was when Catelyn knew he was hers. “This man came a guest into my house, and there conspired…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/tyrion-lannister-sniggered-that-was-when-catelyn-knew-he-was-hers/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_tyrion-lannister-sniggered-that-was-when_2773882.png) > [“She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your heart. It certainly broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/she-was-scarcely-a-year-older-than-i-was-dark-haired-slender-with-a/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fb/george-r-r-martin-48_a-game-of-thrones_she-was-scarcely-a-year-older-than-i-was_1709053.jpg) > [“„You're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?“ Jon felt a coldness pass right through him. He pressed his lips together and said nothing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/you-re-ned-stark-s-bastard-aren-t-you-jon-felt-a-coldness-pass-right/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05b/george-r-r-martin-48_bastards_you-re-ned-stark-s-bastard-aren-t-you-jo_962914.png) > [ “Most of my kin are bastards," \[Tyrion\] said with a wry smile, "but you're the first I've had to friend.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/most-of-my-kin-are-bastards-tyrion-said-with-a-wry-smile-but-you-re/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d35/george-r-r-martin-48_a-game-of-thrones_most-of-my-kin-are-bastards-tyrion-said_1546522.png) > [“You are done with whores. The next one I find in your bed, I'll hang.” - Tywin Lannister”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/you-are-done-with-whores-the-next-one-i-find-in-your-bed-i-ll-hang/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf3/george-r-r-martin-48_bran_you-are-done-with-whores-the-next-one-i_3016472.png) ## More by George R.R. Martin > [“Neither's the one you get, less you want me to see if your apple's ripe, yet. - Yoren”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/neither-s-the-one-you-get-less-you-want-me-to-see-if-your-apple-s/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“You are the queen, he ought to be begging leave of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/you-are-the-queen-he-ought-to-be-begging-leave-of-you/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“It is my look they will flinch from now, my frown that they must fear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/it-is-my-look-they-will-flinch-from-now-my-frown-that-they-must-fear/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“A good threat is often more telling than a blow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/a-good-threat-is-often-more-telling-than-a-blow/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“This wine is very choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/this-wine-is-very-choice/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“Everything Syrio Forel had ever taught her vanished in a heartbeat. In that instant of sudden terror, the only lesson Arya could remember was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/everything-syrio-forel-had-ever-taught-her-vanished-in-a-heartbeat-in/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“Megga couldn’t sing, but she was mad to be kissed. She and Alla played a kissing game sometimes, she confessed, but it wasn’t the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/megga-couldn-t-sing-but-she-was-mad-to-be-kissed-she-and-alla-played/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“The rain feels good against my face, Sam. It feels like tears. Let me stay a while longer, I pray you. It has been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/the-rain-feels-good-against-my-face-sam-it-feels-like-tears-let-me/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“Every man who walks the earth casts a shadow on the world. Some are thin and weak, others long and dark.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/every-man-who-walks-the-earth-casts-a-shadow-on-the-world-some-are/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“The shy girl she had known at Riverrun had grown into a woman who was by turns proud, fearful, cruel, dreamy, reckless, timid, stubborn,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/the-shy-girl-she-had-known-at-riverrun-had-grown-into-a-woman-who-was/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“He won the war on the battlefield and lost it in a bedchamber, poor fool.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/he-won-the-war-on-the-battlefield-and-lost-it-in-a-bedchamber-poor/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“On the morning after battle the crows had feasted on victors and vanquished alike. How much can a crown be worth when a crow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/on-the-morning-after-battle-the-crows-had-feasted-on-victors-and/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“The little man gave the big one a look. One of his eyes was green, one was black, and both were cool.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/the-little-man-gave-the-big-one-a-look-one-of-his-eyes-was-green-one/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“Jon, could there be honor in a lie, if it were told for a...good purpose? - Samwell”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/jon-could-there-be-honor-in-a-lie-if-it-were-told-for-a-good-purpose/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) > [“My mother said my father had a drop of dragon blood.” “Two drops. That, or a cock six feet long.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/my-mother-said-my-father-had-a-drop-of-dragon-blood-two-drops-that-or/) [George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tyrion-lannister-2/george-r-r-martin/#itemlist", "name": "28 Tyrion-lannister Quotes By George R.R. Martin", "numberOfItems": 28, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Remember this, boy. \"All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George R.R. 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He had never thought to experience it himself, though Jamie had told him of it often enough. How time seemed to blur and slow and evenstop, how the past and the future vanished until there was nothing but the instant, how fear fled, and thought fled, and even you body. \"You don't feel your wounds then, or the ache in your back from the weight of the armor, or the sweat running down into your eyes. You stop feeling you stop thinking, you stop being you, there is only the fight , the foe, this man and then the next and the next and the next, and you know they are afraid and tired but you're not, you're alive, and death is all around you but their swords move so slowly, you can dance through them laughing.\" Battle fever. I am half a man and drunk with slaughter, let them kill me if they can!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George R.R. 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That is not to say that I approved of all he did, or much enjoyed the company of the man that he became... but every little girl needs a big brother to protect her. Tywin was big even when he was little.” She gave a sigh. “Who will protect us now?” Jaime kissed her cheek. “He left a son.” “Aye, he did. That is what I fear the most, in truth.” That was a queer remark. “Why should you fear?” “Jaime,” she said, tugging on his ear, “sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna’s breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there’s some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak... but Tyrion is Tywin’s son, not you. I said so once to your father’s face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George R.R. 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That was when Catelyn knew he was hers. “This man came a guest into my house, and there conspired to murder my son, a boy of seven,” she proclaimed to the room at large, pointing. Ser Rodrik moved to her side, his sword in hand. “In the name of King Robert and the good lords you serve, I call upon you to seize him and help me return him to Winterfell to await the king’s justice.” She did not know what was more satisfying: the sound of a dozen swords drawn as one or the look on Tyrion Lannister’s face.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George R.R. 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I was only thirteen, and the wine went to my head, I fear. The next thing I knew, I was sharing her bed. If she was shy, I was shyer. I'll never know where I found the courage. When I broke her maidenhead, she wept, but afterward she kissed me and sang her little song, and by morning I was in love.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George R.R. 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Martin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 26, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“„You're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?“ Jon felt a coldness pass right through him. He pressed his lips together and said nothing. „Did I offend you?“ Lannister said. „Sorry. Dwarfs don't have to be tactful. Generations of capering fools in motley have won me the right to dress badly and say any damn thing that comes into my head.“ He grinned. „You are the bastard, though.“ „Lord Eddard Stark is my father,“ Jon admitted stiffly. Lannister studied his face. „Yes,“ he said. „I can see it. You have more of the north in you than your brothers.“ „Half brothers,“ Jon corrected. He was pleased by the dwarf's comment, but he tried not to let it show. „Let me give you some counsel, bastard,“ Lannister said. „Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strenght. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.“ Jon was in no mood for anyone's counsel. „What do you know about being a bastard?“ „All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.“ „You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.“ „Am I?“ the dwarf replied, sardonic. „Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure.“ „I don't even know who my mother was,“ Jon said. „Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are.“ He favored Jon with a rueful grin. „Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs.“ And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George R.R. 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