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title: "48 Two guys Quotes by 47 authors"
description: "Browse 48 Two guys quotes by 47 authors. Discover the best Two guys sayings and thoughts."
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> [Standing between these two guys you'd have to be me to know how I'm feelin'!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buddy-guy/standing-between-these-two-guys-you-d-have-to-be-me-to-know-how-i-m/)

[Buddy Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buddy-guy/)

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> [My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-has-cut-our-lovemaking-down-to-once-a-month-but-i-know-two/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [I'll bring what I bring to the tale, but it's good to know you have two guys with the experience and know-how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eli-manning/i-ll-bring-what-i-bring-to-the-tale-but-it-s-good-to-know-you-have/)

[Eli Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eli-manning/)

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> [If you want to watch two guys knock hell out of each other, watch us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricky-hatton/if-you-want-to-watch-two-guys-knock-hell-out-of-each-other-watch-us/)

[Ricky Hatton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricky-hatton/)

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> [Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/last-week-i-was-walking-by-a-cemetery-two-guys-came-after-me-with/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-nealon/i-don-t-mind-seeing-two-guys-kissing-you-know-as-long-as-they-re/)

[Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-nealon/)

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> [When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-see-two-guys-kissing-i-m-like-how-come-i-can-t-kiss-one-of/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [If I hadn't met those two guys (Billy Martin and Whitey Ford) at the start of my career, I would have lasted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mickey-mantle/if-i-hadn-t-met-those-two-guys-billy-martin-and-whitey-ford-at-the/)

[Mickey Mantle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mickey-mantle/)

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> [I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-williams/i-don-t-know-how-to-write-jokes-from-the-point-of-view-of-a-six-foot/)

[Brad Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-williams/)

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> [If I could have picked two guys on the planet, to have some exposure to at that age, those were the two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-gordon/if-i-could-have-picked-two-guys-on-the-planet-to-have-some-exposure/)

[Jon Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-gordon/)

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> [A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-bank-in-washington-was-robbed-by-two-men-in-george-w-bush-masks/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/if-anyone-knew-where-they-were-i-d-send-the-isdbb-incredibly-stupid/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-ll-drive-down-the-street-and-i-ll-practice-improv-i-will-sit-there/)

[J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/)

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> [In 1998, in Laramie, Wyoming, two guys beat up Matthew Shepard and left him on the side of the road hanging on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/in-1998-in-laramie-wyoming-two-guys-beat-up-matthew-shepard-and-left/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [I was born in 1929, that was the depression, so the golf course was manned by my father and two guys, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arnold-palmer/i-was-born-in-1929-that-was-the-depression-so-the-golf-course-was/)

[Arnold Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arnold-palmer/)

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> [ If we didn't have Nico \[Rosberg\] and Lewis \[Hamilton\] in those cars - there's one or two guys down the field who… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-ecclestone/if-we-didn-t-have-nico-rosberg-and-lewis-hamilton-in-those-cars-there/)

[Bernie Ecclestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-ecclestone/)

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> [I had two projects that fell apart during preproduction. The first one was this movie that Judd Apatow and I had written…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-stiller/i-had-two-projects-that-fell-apart-during-preproduction-the-first-one/)

[Ben Stiller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-stiller/)

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> [If I've learned anything, it's there's just no drama, which is awesome. I've also just learned to read when it's a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hillary-scott/if-i-ve-learned-anything-it-s-there-s-just-no-drama-which-is-awesome/)

[Hillary Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hillary-scott/)

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> [Now the guy that got to the top, the CEO, would obviously be stupid to have a number two guy who was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-icahn/now-the-guy-that-got-to-the-top-the-ceo-would-obviously-be-stupid-to/)

[Carl Icahn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-icahn/)

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> [Most fans probably wouldn't understand that because they're not in bands, but when there's too many cooks in the kitchen it can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dino-cazares/most-fans-probably-wouldn-t-understand-that-because-they-re-not-in/)

[Dino Cazares](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dino-cazares/)

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> [However, the positive, and I mean this, Jay Lethal and Kyle O'Reilly are two of my favorite opponents. I couldn't ask for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-cole/however-the-positive-and-i-mean-this-jay-lethal-and-kyle-o-reilly-are/)

[Adam Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-cole/)

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> [It's strange, somebody asked for my autograph the other day. Because I finished school and I'm not really doing anything at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-pattinson/it-s-strange-somebody-asked-for-my-autograph-the-other-day-because-i/)

[Robert Pattinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-pattinson/)

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> [The only moment football really stops is with a penalty kick - and that is a moment that is really dramatic. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-cuaron/the-only-moment-football-really-stops-is-with-a-penalty-kick-and-that/)

[Carlos Cuaron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-cuaron/)

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> [They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages. Helping a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barney-frank/they-have-to-convert-our-agenda-into-something-aggressive-two-guys/)

[Barney Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barney-frank/)

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> [The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we \[with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-michael/the-thing-that-s-weird-is-that-we-thought-it-was-funny-we-expected/)

[George Michael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-michael/)

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> [The more I hung out with detective squads, the more there was always one guy or two guys or a woman who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-price/the-more-i-hung-out-with-detective-squads-the-more-there-was-always/)

[Richard Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-price/)

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> [I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/artie-lange/i-have-gay-friends-i-support-gay-rights-i-have-nothing-against-the/)

[Artie Lange](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/artie-lange/)

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> [I know a little about Hack (Wilson) because his picture is next to my locker. I am lucky to be there at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-sosa/i-know-a-little-about-hack-wilson-because-his-picture-is-next-to-my/)

[Sammy Sosa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-sosa/)

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> [I'd like to be remembered. I'd like to think that someday two guys will be talking in a bar and one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-ripken-jr/i-d-like-to-be-remembered-i-d-like-to-think-that-someday-two-guys/)

[Cal Ripken, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cal-ripken-jr/)

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> [ As a businessman, you have to trust people. To find two people who lied the way \[Vick and Petrino\] lied, that's unique… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernard-marcus/as-a-businessman-you-have-to-trust-people-to-find-two-people-who-lied/)

[Bernard Marcus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernard-marcus/)

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> [Two guys enter the cage and only one comes out the winner. It gets you pumped because you know the other guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/travis-browne/two-guys-enter-the-cage-and-only-one-comes-out-the-winner-it-gets-you/)

[Travis Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/travis-browne/)

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> [The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-republican-party-is-like-the-corpse-in-weekend-at-bernies-and-the/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shawn-michaels/man-i-have-absolutely-zero-ability-into-narrowing-absolutely-any-of/)

[Shawn Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shawn-michaels/)

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> [ \[ John F.Kennedy's friend\] Chuck Spalding at the wedding said Jack was two guys: the groom and somebody else observing from a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-matthews/john-f-kennedy-s-friend-chuck-spalding-at-the-wedding-said-jack-was/)

[Chris Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-matthews/)

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> [ These two guys \[Donald Trump and Chris Christie\] kinds find each other. They love each other. They were playing let's spend the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-walsh-anglund/these-two-guys-donald-trump-and-chris-christie-kinds-find-each-other/)

[Joan Walsh Anglund](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-walsh-anglund/)

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> ['Brokeback Mountain' is a sad love story about two people who can't be together, and the reason that they can't be together…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wesley-morris/brokeback-mountain-is-a-sad-love-story-about-two-people-who-can-t-be/)

[Wesley Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wesley-morris/)

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> [I mean, what's the elections? You know, two guys, same background, wealth, political influence, went to the same elite university, joined the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noam-chomsky/i-mean-what-s-the-elections-you-know-two-guys-same-background-wealth/)

[Noam Chomsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noam-chomsky/)

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> [When I was a sophomore, a friend asked me to go to a local acting seminar with him. Two guys were very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jensen-ackles/when-i-was-a-sophomore-a-friend-asked-me-to-go-to-a-local-acting/)

[Jensen Ackles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jensen-ackles/)

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> [If you and I took a walk down a shopping street in Jo'burg or Cape Town or London, we see two guys…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-james/if-you-and-i-took-a-walk-down-a-shopping-street-in-jo-burg-or-cape/)

[Peter James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-james/)

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> [I'd seen the Led Zeppelin reunion and I've never been such a huge Led Zeppelin fan as much as the Doors or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-manson/i-d-seen-the-led-zeppelin-reunion-and-i-ve-never-been-such-a-huge-led/)

[Marilyn Manson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-manson/)

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                        "text": "'Brokeback Mountain' is a sad love story about two people who can't be together, and the reason that they can't be together is because being gay is a stigmatized thing. It would be interesting to have the same movie in which the two guys weren't in the closet and there was no shame about them being gay and they couldn't be together for other reasons. I still feel like we're a long way from that happening.",
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                        "text": "I'd seen the Led Zeppelin reunion and I've never been such a huge Led Zeppelin fan as much as the Doors or Beatles. I went and saw the reunion and watching them play \"Stairway to Heaven,\" it was very breathtaking for one reason mostly. I can imagine these two guys looking at each other, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Not to compare us to Led Zeppelin, but I did miss the fact that I could look over at the guy, Twiggy Ramirez, that wrote \"The Beautiful People\" and \"Dope Show.\" Emotionally, it's taken a long time to repair that.",
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