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> [“Cal ’s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. “My God! She’s on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she’s dumb as a post ! You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/cal-s-eyes-reflected-a-weird-combination-of-frenzy-and-fear-as-he/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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> [Cal ’s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. “My God! She’s on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she’sdumb as a post ! You arenot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/cal-s-eyes-reflected-a-weird-combination-of-frenzy-and-fear-as-he-2/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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## Other authors on Twisted

## More by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

> [Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/okay-so-i-ll-admit-i-m-curious-big-deal-we-both-know-what-that-leads/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/i-have-to-tell-you-that-i-m-not-all-that-comfortable-with-the-idea-of/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/life-sure-is-easier-when-you-re-rich-and-a-natural-born-charmer-don-t/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/for-a-moment-he-could-have-sworn-he-smelled-violets-which-was-very/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page thirteen." "Page…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/you-re-not-my-matchmaker-any-longer-but-we-re-still-friends-and-in/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [The final cover for 'Heroes Are My Weakness' feels exactly right. It reflects the cold, wintry setting of an isolated island off the coast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/the-final-cover-for-heroes-are-my-weakness-feels-exactly-right-it/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“People will always try to steal your power. When you do well, they’ll say it’s only because you’re rich and your parents are big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/people-will-always-try-to-steal-your-power-when-you-do-well-they-ll/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/you-remind-me-of-someone-with-a-bad-toothache-who-s-hitting-herself/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about him if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/and-eth-couldn-t-help-looking-it-s-been-years-since-he-s-seen-a/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“As she gazed into those cool blue eyes, something strange happened in the vicinity of her middle. She suddenly felt like a hungry woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/as-she-gazed-into-those-cool-blue-eyes-something-strange-happened-in/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/something-brushed-his-leg-and-he-gazed-down-into-the-face-of-pippi/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking about?" "The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/did-you-eat-my-twinkies-she-gulped-keeping-her-eyes-glued-to-the-whip/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/chip-i-know-you-don-t-understand-this-but-i-d-take-it-as-a-personal/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/everybody-won-t-like-everything-you-write-some-people-won-t-like/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I’d find a more appetizing buyer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/if-i-were-going-to-put-a-price-tag-on-my-lady-parts-i-d-find-a-more/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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