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title: "591 Twisted Quotes by 483 authors"
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> [Don't ever get it twisted. I'm well-rounded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-holland/don-t-ever-get-it-twisted-i-m-well-rounded/)

[Kevin Holland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-holland/)

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> [Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-norton/britain-s-such-a-twisted-weird-little-place/)

[Graham Norton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-norton/)

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> [My wicked, twisted thoughts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie/my-wicked-twisted-thoughts/)

[Leslie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie/)

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> [Fate has a twisted sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amelia-atwater-rhodes/fate-has-a-twisted-sense-of-humor/)

[Amelia Atwater-Rhodes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amelia-atwater-rhodes/)

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> [Most novelists write about twisted lives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/most-novelists-write-about-twisted-lives/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [“Truth, but truth twisted to sting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-milan/truth-but-truth-twisted-to-sting/)

[Courtney Milan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-milan/)

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> [YOU GOT ME TWISTED OVER YOU!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee/you-got-me-twisted-over-you/)

[Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dee/)

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> [The best secrets are the most twisted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-shepard/the-best-secrets-are-the-most-twisted/)

[Sara Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-shepard/)

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> [A family is like medicine." She twisted her lips into a sardonic smile. "Best in small doses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexandra-ivy/a-family-is-like-medicine-she-twisted-her-lips-into-a-sardonic-smile/)

[Alexandra Ivy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexandra-ivy/)

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> [“Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carla-h-krueger/only-men-with-intelligence-confidence-and-absolutely-no-empathy-at/)

[Carla H Krueger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carla-h-krueger/)

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> [Anything that can be twisted by anyone for their own comfort cannot stand to represent the TRUTH.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-mark/anything-that-can-be-twisted-by-anyone-for-their-own-comfort-cannot/)

[Terry Mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-mark/)

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> [I don't miss you. I miss the person that you pretended to be, so don't get it twisted. F\*\*k you very much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pryncez-nika/i-don-t-miss-you-i-miss-the-person-that-you-pretended-to-be-so-don-t/)

[Pryncez\_Nika](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pryncez-nika/)

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> [Conceived in anger, addicted to hate, the mutant child of a twisted state.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/conceived-in-anger-addicted-to-hate-the-mutant-child-of-a-twisted/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [My favorite Kanye album is 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sasheer-zamata/my-favorite-kanye-album-is-my-beautiful-dark-twisted-fantasy/)

[Sasheer Zamata](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sasheer-zamata/)

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> [“Now, she lay in a twisted heap of gray adhesive with her body wrapped around the chair.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-eugene/now-she-lay-in-a-twisted-heap-of-gray-adhesive-with-her-body-wrapped/)

[Lisa Eugene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-eugene/)

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> [Don't get it twisted I'm here for one thing and that's to get rich by any means necessary...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-get-it-twisted-i-m-here-for-one-thing-and-that-s-to-get-rich-by/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Almost everything that gets called "universal truth" or "common sense" is actually cultural. And too easily twisted into justifications for all kinds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-saunier/almost-everything-that-gets-called-universal-truth-or-common-sense-is/)

[Greg Saunier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-saunier/)

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> [I like playing interesting people, I like playing slightly twisted people. I like playing people who have large appetites who are kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-perlman/i-like-playing-interesting-people-i-like-playing-slightly-twisted/)

[Ron Perlman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-perlman/)

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> [The danger of having the Constitution twisted and misconstrued to support vested interests and prejudices must be guarded against if American democracy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-keller/the-danger-of-having-the-constitution-twisted-and-misconstrued-to/)

[Helen Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-keller/)

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> [“It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carla-h-krueger/it-s-late-and-most-of-the-clerks-are-at-home-in-their-beds-dreaming/)

[Carla H Krueger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carla-h-krueger/)

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> [Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/once-while-walking-through-the-mall-a-guy-came-up-to-me-and-said-hey/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [“It will teach you to craft villains so brilliantly twisted they’ll make your readers throw themselves like sacrificial lambs between the pages…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sacha-black/it-will-teach-you-to-craft-villains-so-brilliantly-twisted-they-ll/)

[Sacha Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sacha-black/)

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> [My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-morgan/my-life-growing-up-was-a-twisted-bronx-version-of-the-color-purple-it/)

[Tracy Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-morgan/)

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> [Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/anyone-who-would-laugh-at-a-recital-is-probably-some-sort-of-lunatic/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [ At present, \[in the desert\] an exasperating clarity reigns. The sky has become less visible than water in a jar. Black peaks,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohammed-dib/at-present-in-the-desert-an-exasperating-clarity-reigns-the-sky-has/)

[Mohammed Dib](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohammed-dib/)

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> [“As humans, reality for us is largely based on other people's perceptions. If there's 20 bodies in your crawl space but you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-harmon/as-humans-reality-for-us-is-largely-based-on-other-people-s/)

[Dan Harmon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-harmon/)

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> [We were always contradicting ourselves. We wanted to be told apart - We didn't want to be told apart. We wanted people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaoru/we-were-always-contradicting-ourselves-we-wanted-to-be-told-apart-we/)

[Kaoru](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kaoru/)

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> [You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?" They twisted the head off your favorite doll,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-said-your-cousin-was-a-necromancer-you-know-how-the-natural/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [If an artist is reaching for the universe as a source of creative muse, then I'm there. I'm gonna say, "Yeah. Here's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/if-an-artist-is-reaching-for-the-universe-as-a-source-of-creative/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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> [People are often surprised that I am so upbeat. I'm always hearing, 'You're so light and funny, and your books are so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-searles/people-are-often-surprised-that-i-am-so-upbeat-i-m-always-hearing-you/)

[John Searles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-searles/)

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> [The main stem was then in most cases twisted in a zigzag form, which process checked the flow of the sap, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-fortune/the-main-stem-was-then-in-most-cases-twisted-in-a-zigzag-form-which/)

[Robert Fortune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-fortune/)

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> [The doctor looked at it after the game and he thought it didn't look too bad, but we'll see what happens. My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-brodeur/the-doctor-looked-at-it-after-the-game-and-he-thought-it-didn-t-look/)

[Martin Brodeur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-brodeur/)

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> [“I don’t know. I don’t know, Jess,” he said as a sob shuddered through him. “Because I am a damned fool. Fuck!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-l-rhodes/i-don-t-know-i-don-t-know-jess-he-said-as-a-sob-shuddered-through-him/)

[M.L. Rhodes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-l-rhodes/)

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> [In order to get inside their skin, I have to identify with them. That includes even the ones who are complete bastards,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin-2/in-order-to-get-inside-their-skin-i-have-to-identify-with-them-that/)

[George R. R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin-2/)

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> [First, I emptied the closets of your clothes, threw out the bowl of fruit, bruised from your touch, left empty the jars…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-trethewey/first-i-emptied-the-closets-of-your-clothes-threw-out-the-bowl-of/)

[Natasha Trethewey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-trethewey/)

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> [We have a right to expect that the best trained, the best educated men on the Pacific slope, the Rocky Mountains, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-roosevelt/we-have-a-right-to-expect-that-the-best-trained-the-best-educated-men/)

[Theodore Roosevelt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-roosevelt/)

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> [But as Van casually directed the searchlight of backthought into that maze of the past where the mirror-lined narrow paths not only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/but-as-van-casually-directed-the-searchlight-of-backthought-into-that/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [It is my mind, with its store of images, that gives the world color and sound; and that supremely real and rational…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-my-mind-with-its-store-of-images-that-gives-the-world-color-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Hey." I twisted my wrist free. "I'm just the messenger here, pal. You knew this was coming. Your pastor made the arrangements.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-kyle-williams/hey-i-twisted-my-wrist-free-i-m-just-the-messenger-here-pal-you-knew/)

[amanda kyle williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-kyle-williams/)

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> [For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/for-they-imagined-as-they-wished-that-it-was-a-wild-shot-an/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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## Top authors on Twisted

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bobby-green-18758.jpg) Carla H Krueger 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/twisted/carla-h-krueger/)

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