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> [“He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.' 'Ah, no,' said the King. 'It's only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-dixon/he-s-around-the-twist-said-azalea-breaking-all-the-windows-he-s-mad/)

[Heather Dixon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-dixon/)

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> [“Dan had begun working his way around the room starting at the food wall. "Here's a little wheel to twist" he said, and an instant later, "Genna, it has water in it. Good sweet water. And when you twist the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-lisle/dan-had-begun-working-his-way-around-the-room-starting-at-the-food/)

[Holly Lisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-lisle/)

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