--- title: "186 Tweets Quotes by 138 authors" description: "Browse 186 Tweets quotes by 138 authors. Discover the best Tweets sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec3/maisie-williams-3935_draft_i-draft-tweets-like-20-times-1643437_1643437.png" --- > [I draft tweets, like, 20 times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maisie-williams/i-draft-tweets-like-20-times/) [Maisie Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maisie-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec3/maisie-williams-3935_draft_i-draft-tweets-like-20-times-1643437_1643437.png) > [The amateur tweets. The pro works.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-pressfield/the-amateur-tweets-the-pro-works/) [Steven Pressfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-pressfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f05/steven-pressfield-696_tweet_the-amateur-tweets-the-pro-works-1573070_1573070.jpg) > [“A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/a-tweet-a-day-keeps-writer-s-block-away/) [Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/buffy-andrews-15201_quotes_a-tweet-a-day-keeps-writer-s-block-away_973579.jpg) > [I get paid to put tweets out sometimes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/austin-aries/i-get-paid-to-put-tweets-out-sometimes/) [Austin Aries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/austin-aries/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4e/austin-aries-6617_get_i-get-paid-to-put-tweets-out-sometimes-6_676140.jpg) > [Books are like tweets, except longer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/books-are-like-tweets-except-longer/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fe/john-green-12_book_books-are-like-tweets-except-longer-2518_2518666.jpg) > [I don't do tweets. I can't keep up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-wan-bissaka/i-don-t-do-tweets-i-can-t-keep-up/) [Aaron Wan-Bissaka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-wan-bissaka/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/418/aaron-wan-bissaka-7053_keep_i-don-t-do-tweets-i-can-t-keep-up-149738_149738.jpg) > [Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-leggero/do-they-give-pulitzers-for-tweets-yet/) [Natasha Leggero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-leggero/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58d/natasha-leggero-10455_funny_do-they-give-pulitzers-for-tweets-yet-15_1553962.png) > [I write my own tweets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-rickles/i-write-my-own-tweets/) [Don Rickles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-rickles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/don-rickles-1705_i-write_i-write-my-own-tweets-1041235_1041235.png) > [I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-showed-my-therapist-some-of-my-tweets-and-now-she-s-seeing-a/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/007/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_i-showed-my-therapist-some-of-my-tweets_2206183.jpg) > [“Roger that," he said. "No tweets, no grams, no carrier pigeons.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-heaney/roger-that-he-said-no-tweets-no-grams-no-carrier-pigeons/) [Katie Heaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-heaney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/980/katie-heaney-15920_tweets_roger-that-he-said-no-tweets-no-grams-no_2871653.jpg) > [I used to cuss in my tweets, and now I don't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cameron-dallas/i-used-to-cuss-in-my-tweets-and-now-i-don-t/) [Cameron Dallas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cameron-dallas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/cameron-dallas-11145_cuss_i-used-to-cuss-in-my-tweets-and-now-i-do_916239.jpg) > [Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/corporate-tweets-are-like-one-robot-talking-to-another/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/152/tucker-max-2064_corporate_corporate-tweets-are-like-one-robot-talk_3030326.png) > [\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is now single. oh hell, here comes the Sex Bashing Tweets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/is-now-single-oh-hell-here-comes-the-sex-bashing-tweets/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ea/nikhil-saluja-26_single_is-now-single-oh-hell-here-comes-the-sex_2923176.jpg) > [For those who were offended by my tweets; fuck you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/for-those-who-were-offended-by-my-tweets-fuck-you/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e5/nikhil-saluja-26_fuck_for-those-who-were-offended-by-my-tweets_1624832.jpg) > [I always wonder if doctors could read their own tweets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-always-wonder-if-doctors-could-read-their-own-tweets/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4dc/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_i-always-wonder-if-doctors-could-read-th_1796980.jpg) > [There's been thousands of very, very funny and also very, very nasty tweets about me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-charles/there-s-been-thousands-of-very-very-funny-and-also-very-very-nasty/) [James Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-charles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bea/james-charles-10134_about_there-s-been-thousands-of-very-very-funn_388322.jpg) > [“There are over 1.5 billion tweets generated every 2 days and over 30 billion pieces of content shared each month on Facebook (Kiss Metrics).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-kramer/there-are-over-1-5-billion-tweets-generated-every-2-days-and-over-30/) [Bryan Kramer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-kramer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/329/bryan-kramer-225042_happiness_there-are-over-1-5-billion-tweets-genera_102937.jpg) > [While I've never asked my publisher to pull one of my books off the shelves, I have deleted tweets or blog posts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/while-i-ve-never-asked-my-publisher-to-pull-one-of-my-books-off-the/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/andrew-shaffer-9890_books_while-i-ve-never-asked-my-publisher-to-p_2808486.jpg) > [I think there needs to be a much more significant filter on those Donald Trump tweets. It's OK to have some unspoken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roy-blunt/i-think-there-needs-to-be-a-much-more-significant-filter-on-those/) [Roy Blunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roy-blunt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/031/roy-blunt-14922_significant_i-think-there-needs-to-be-a-much-more-si_330426.png) > [The future is in photos for social media. More and more people are not reading, so I try to attach a photo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyra-banks/the-future-is-in-photos-for-social-media-more-and-more-people-are-not/) [Tyra Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyra-banks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc6/tyra-banks-1220_attach_the-future-is-in-photos-for-social-media_2704571.png) > [I see my tweets as a current joining a bunch of other currents in the world's craziest ocean.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roxane-gay/i-see-my-tweets-as-a-current-joining-a-bunch-of-other-currents-in-the/) [Roxane Gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roxane-gay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8e/roxane-gay-520_bunch_i-see-my-tweets-as-a-current-joining-a-b_140176.png) > [When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/when-do-these-twitter-girls-will-realize-that-boys-are-usually/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c09/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_when-do-these-twitter-girls-will-realize_1711942.jpg) > [The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/the-follower-counts-should-be-hidden-so-we-can-be-fair-and-judge/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e54/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_the-follower-counts-should-be-hidden-so_1812865.jpg) > [This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/this-girl-keeps-starring-my-tweets-and-i-keep-starring-her-tweets-but/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/412/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_this-girl-keeps-starring-my-tweets-and-i_1700377.jpg) > [I've had tweets questioning whether I really did go to university because surely I would have lost my accent if I did;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steph-mcgovern/i-ve-had-tweets-questioning-whether-i-really-did-go-to-university/) [Steph McGovern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steph-mcgovern/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20a/steph-mcgovern-13945_clever_i-ve-had-tweets-questioning-whether-i-re_2784161.jpg) > [I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-richardson/i-try-to-tweet-but-i-still-haven-t-gotten-into-the-rhythm-as-much-as/) [Sam Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-richardson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d0/sam-richardson-14987_funny_i-try-to-tweet-but-i-still-haven-t-gotte_848778.jpg) > [It's true that I love to connect with my fans on the social networking sites, but I try not to go overboard,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-r-rahman/it-s-true-that-i-love-to-connect-with-my-fans-on-the-social/) [A. R. Rahman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-r-rahman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e60/a-r-rahman-4481_connect_it-s-true-that-i-love-to-connect-with-my_1976411.jpg) > [I just talk just to talk. I like to see what other people think. There's some things somebody tweets me every day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/torrey-smith/i-just-talk-just-to-talk-i-like-to-see-what-other-people-think-there/) [Torrey Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/torrey-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/torrey-smith-24747_actually_i-just-talk-just-to-talk-i-like-to-see-w_2763569.jpg) > [I'm not going to change. Why would I change? I don't tweet like Donald Trump. I'm not on Facebook. I should amend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-o-reilly/i-m-not-going-to-change-why-would-i-change-i-don-t-tweet-like-donald/) [Bill O'Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-o-reilly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f53/bill-o-reilly-1019_change_i-m-not-going-to-change-why-would-i-chan_2853388.jpg) > [“Oh, I just love the Tube! And the Facebook! And the Tweets!” “Why do you keep putting the in front of those?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-van-dyken/oh-i-just-love-the-tube-and-the-facebook-and-the-tweets-why-do-you/) [Rachel Van Dyken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-van-dyken/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/rachel-van-dyken-1239_respect_oh-i-just-love-the-tube-and-the-facebook_1118538.jpg) > [We shouldn't get lost in the bombastic tweets of Trump. He provides such great fodder every day. You don't want to lose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-tweets-of-trump-he-provides/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15b/hasan-minhaj-3513_day_we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-t_3094963.jpg) > [I'm not one to go on blogs and things like that, but we do have our own personal Twitter profiles, so we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katharine-mcphee/i-m-not-one-to-go-on-blogs-and-things-like-that-but-we-do-have-our/) [Katharine McPhee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katharine-mcphee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ef/katharine-mcphee-12981_blogs_i-m-not-one-to-go-on-blogs-and-things-li_2041348.png) > [I never like the question about letter grades, but I think Trump is failing. I think that every day there's another set…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-gore/i-never-like-the-question-about-letter-grades-but-i-think-trump-is/) [Al Gore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-gore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/057/al-gore-609_be-kind_i-never-like-the-question-about-letter-g_815557.jpg) > [Do you know realness is very very rare , kinda like you . We in Duval co, love2 love you; esspeacilly me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gradeboi/do-you-know-realness-is-very-very-rare-kinda-like-you-we-in-duval-co/) [Gradeboi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gradeboi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/466/gradeboi-191159_beauty_do-you-know-realness-is-very-very-rare-k_1596056.jpg) > [In just 200 tweets we can assess and identify 52 different personality traits of a customer. We ran an analysis over 500,000…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandy-carter/in-just-200-tweets-we-can-assess-and-identify-52-different/) [Sandy Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandy-carter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6f/sandy-carter-41409_analysis_in-just-200-tweets-we-can-assess-and-ide_766187.jpg) > [Sometimes I will tweet things without an audience in mind at all, just because I want to say something that I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-gonzalez/sometimes-i-will-tweet-things-without-an-audience-in-mind-at-all-just/) [Mira Gonzalez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-gonzalez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/mira-gonzalez-30998_accepting_sometimes-i-will-tweet-things-without-an_2859255.jpg) > [The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You're coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mayer/the-tweets-are-getting-shorter-but-the-songs-are-still-4-minutes-long/) [John Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mayer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20e/john-mayer-1620_140-character_the-tweets-are-getting-shorter-but-the-s_1277246.jpg) > [I don't really stay away from politics but the bullshit just gets to be too much. Any political tweets I take down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lurie/i-don-t-really-stay-away-from-politics-but-the-bullshit-just-gets-to/) [John Lurie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lurie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/582/john-lurie-21385_bullshit_i-don-t-really-stay-away-from-politics-b_2285253.jpg) > [I try to be personal, but that's not me, either. What seems to work best, and the tweets I enjoy reading the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-cho/i-try-to-be-personal-but-that-s-not-me-either-what-seems-to-work-best/) [John Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-cho/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f4/john-cho-3086_comedian_i-try-to-be-personal-but-that-s-not-me-e_2388132.jpg) > [“Whose idea was it that we should all get jobs, work faster, work better, race from place to place with our brains…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee-williams/whose-idea-was-it-that-we-should-all-get-jobs-work-faster-work-better/) [Dee Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dee-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/dee-williams-13733_connection_whose-idea-was-it-that-we-should-all-get_655068.jpg) ## Top authors on Tweets - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 33 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tweets/nikhil-saluja/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tweets/#itemlist", "name": "Tweets Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I draft tweets, like, 20 times.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Maisie Williams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maisie-williams/i-draft-tweets-like-20-times/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec3/maisie-williams-3935_draft_i-draft-tweets-like-20-times-1643437_1643437.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec3/maisie-williams-3935_draft_i-draft-tweets-like-20-times-1643437_1643437.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec3/maisie-williams-3935_draft_i-draft-tweets-like-20-times-1643437_1643437.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I draft tweets, like, 20 times.” — Maisie Williams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The amateur tweets. 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We in Duval co, love2 love you; esspeacilly me grade; promote my love for ya daily; for you damn still amazed at beauty actucally terrified but never been afraid of pop guns just you for real / am I green for something of da sort niih, henn bottles follow tweets and pics... in and triangle, Grade... at least in my mind Thought I might un seen ya I gusse just in my mind...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gradeboi" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gradeboi/do-you-know-realness-is-very-very-rare-kinda-like-you-we-in-duval-co/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/466/gradeboi-191159_beauty_do-you-know-realness-is-very-very-rare-k_1596056.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/466/gradeboi-191159_beauty_do-you-know-realness-is-very-very-rare-k_1596056.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/466/gradeboi-191159_beauty_do-you-know-realness-is-very-very-rare-k_1596056.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Do you know realness is very very rare , kinda like you . 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