--- title: "1 Turns Vampires Quotes By Kyle Adams" description: "1 Turns Vampires quotes by Kyle Adams. Plus more from Kyle Adams and more Turns Vampires sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/kyle-adams-33560_drag_day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun_401969.jpg" --- > [“Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun-turns-vampires-into-dust-and/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/kyle-adams-33560_drag_day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun_401969.jpg) ## More by Kyle Adams > [“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/rock-paper-scissors-for-it-but-you-always-cheat-blake-whined-and-then/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/first-i-m-going-to-teach-you-how-to-irish-whip-someone-oh-that-sounds/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun-turns-vampires-into-dust-and/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“She was so adorable, you’d never suspect that beneath all of that cuteness there was a manipulative mastermind preparing for galactic domination.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/she-was-so-adorable-you-d-never-suspect-that-beneath-all-of-that/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/hornier-than-a-bunny-on-ecstasy/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/when-the-officer-approached-the-window-he-said-papers-and-before-he/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/fine-i-ll-touch-you-briefly-but-only-because-you-sound-like-you-need/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/i-was-convinced-that-there-was-at-least-a-seventy-three-percent/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“started rubbing his engorged member.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/started-rubbing-his-engorged-member/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“If anything, I've taken from this that I am indeed a good natured person, when I love I give it my all, I'm open…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/if-anything-i-ve-taken-from-this-that-i-am-indeed-a-good-natured/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/he-d-use-this-opportunity-to-impress-rick-and-show-him-that-he-did-in/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/i-already-have-my-bathroom-time-scheduled-so-you-ll-have-to-work/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/oh-my-you-big-stud-your-dancing-boobs-have-enchanted-me-with-your/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) > [“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/a-pet-rock-is-a-serious-commitment-and-too-much-responsibility-for-a/) [Kyle Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-adams/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/turns-vampires/kyle-adams/#itemlist", "name": "1 Turns Vampires Quotes By Kyle Adams", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Day drag.\" Ashley answered simply. \"The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this.\" He motioned with his hand down his body.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kyle Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-adams/day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun-turns-vampires-into-dust-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/kyle-adams-33560_drag_day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun_401969.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/kyle-adams-33560_drag_day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun_401969.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/kyle-adams-33560_drag_day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun_401969.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Day drag.\" Ashley answered simply. \"The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this.\" He motioned…” — Kyle Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/turns-vampires/kyle-adams/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/turns-vampires/kyle-adams/", "name": "Turns Vampires Quotes by Kyle Adams", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/turns-vampires/kyle-adams/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/kyle-adams-33560_drag_day-drag-ashley-answered-simply-the-sun_401969.jpg" }, "description": "1 Turns Vampires quotes by Kyle Adams. 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