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title: "8 Turn Water Quotes by 8 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Turn Water quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Turn Water sayings and thoughts."
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> [Some folks maturity, lifestyle, &amp; ways of thinking needs to change. Because some folks are cutting on the water to their own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-cowell/some-folks-maturity-lifestyle-ways-of-thinking-needs-to-change/)

[Larry Cowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-cowell/)

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> [It is with artworks as it is with wine: it is much better when we do not need either one, when we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/it-is-with-artworks-as-it-is-with-wine-it-is-much-better-when-we-do/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a hose in his mouth and turn on the water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-kroc/if-my-competitor-were-drowning-i-d-stick-a-hose-in-his-mouth-and-turn/)

[Ray Kroc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-kroc/)

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> [Why you decrepit old mage! You couldn't turn water into ice in the dead of winter!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-weis/why-you-decrepit-old-mage-you-couldn-t-turn-water-into-ice-in-the/)

[Margaret Weis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-weis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18c/margaret-weis-7932_decrepit_why-you-decrepit-old-mage-you-couldn-t-t_1639931.jpg)

> [You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/duck-dynasty/you-can-turn-water-into-wine-if-your-name-is-jesus-last-i-checked/)

[Duck Dynasty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/duck-dynasty/)

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> [“I turn the water all the way hot, turn my back to the water, and I take it. I close my eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-berlin/i-turn-the-water-all-the-way-hot-turn-my-back-to-the-water-and-i-take/)

[Adam Berlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-berlin/)

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> [I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-watsky/i-m-not-jesus-christ-but-i-can-turn-water-into-kool-aid/)

[George Watsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-watsky/)

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> [Staring down, staring down nothing comes to mind. Find the place turn the water into wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dream-theater/staring-down-staring-down-nothing-comes-to-mind-find-the-place-turn/)

[Dream Theater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dream-theater/)

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