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title: "470 Turkeys Quotes by 336 authors"
description: "Browse 470 Turkeys quotes by 336 authors. Discover the best Turkeys sayings and thoughts."
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> [Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/our-parents-were-a-test-tube-and-a-turkey-baster/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/it-s-like-cuddling-with-a-butterball-turkey/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [Europe will get a stable and prosperous Turkey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olli-rehn/europe-will-get-a-stable-and-prosperous-turkey/)

[Olli Rehn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olli-rehn/)

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> [I look like a turkey with leukemia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/birdman/i-look-like-a-turkey-with-leukemia/)

[Birdman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/birdman/)

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> [“Never judge an eagle by the opinion of turkeys.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/never-judge-an-eagle-by-the-opinion-of-turkeys/)

[Matshona Dhliwayo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matshona-dhliwayo/)

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> [I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahya-jammeh/i-have-never-seen-homosexual-chicken-or-turkey/)

[Yahya Jammeh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahya-jammeh/)

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> [When in Turkey, do as the turkeys do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/honor-de-balzac/when-in-turkey-do-as-the-turkeys-do/)

[Honore de Balzac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/honor-de-balzac/)

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> [When turkeys mate they think of swans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/when-turkeys-mate-they-think-of-swans/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

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> [A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/a-lot-of-thanksgiving-days-have-been-ruined-by-not-carving-the-turkey/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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> [I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/i-can-t-cook-but-i-can-make-a-turkey-and-cheese-sandwich-like-nobody/)

[Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/)

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> [To say, that Capt. Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey, is nonsense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerrit-smith/to-say-that-capt-ingraham-violated-the-rights-of-turkey-is-nonsense/)

[Gerrit Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerrit-smith/)

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> [Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/dinner-special-turkey-2-35-chicken-or-beef-2-25-children-2-00/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-sandler/wrap-the-turkey-up-in-aluminum-foil-my-brother-like-to-masturbate/)

[Adam Sandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-sandler/)

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> [Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/archibald-rutledge/some-men-are-mere-hunters-others-are-turkey-hunters/)

[Archibald Rutledge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/archibald-rutledge/)

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> [No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-ketcham/no-more-turkey-but-i-d-like-some-more-of-the-bread-it-ate/)

[Hank Ketcham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-ketcham/)

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> [“Turkeys are originally from North America. They actually originate from Mexico.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-brown/turkeys-are-originally-from-north-america-they-actually-originate/)

[John Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-brown/)

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> [Turkey is taking advantage of the war in order to thoroughly liquidate its internal foes, i.e., the indigenous Christians, without being thereby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/talaat-pasha/turkey-is-taking-advantage-of-the-war-in-order-to-thoroughly/)

[Talaat Pasha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/talaat-pasha/)

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> [The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-turkey-that-president-obama-will-pardon-this-thanksgiving-is-from/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/on-thanksgiving-you-realize-you-re-living-in-a-modern-world-millions/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Taking stock of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' a decade later, the Financial Times concluded that the US won the war, Iran won the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joschka-fischer/taking-stock-of-operation-iraqi-freedom-a-decade-later-the-financial/)

[Joschka Fischer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joschka-fischer/)

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> [Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-lindhout/christmas-was-the-one-time-of-year-when-my-brothers-surfaced-at-home/)

[Amanda Lindhout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-lindhout/)

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> [ Whether \[Turkey\] is a NATO country or not, it doesn't have the right to invade any other country according to the international… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bashar-al-assad/whether-turkey-is-a-nato-country-or-not-it-doesn-t-have-the-right-to/)

[Bashar al-Assad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bashar-al-assad/)

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> [Gloucestershire police must be the envy of the human rights-abusing cop world. From Turkey to Indonesia they will say, 'Kidnapping peace protestors!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-thomas/gloucestershire-police-must-be-the-envy-of-the-human-rights-abusing/)

[Mark Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-thomas/)

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> [I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shawn-johnson/i-love-lean-meats-like-chicken-turkey-i-m-obsessed-with-sushi-and/)

[Shawn Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shawn-johnson/)

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> [Greece is a sort of American vassal; the Netherlands is the country of American bases that grow like tulip bulbs; Cuba is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/greece-is-a-sort-of-american-vassal-the-netherlands-is-the-country-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“THANKSGIVING DAY. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/thanksgiving-day-let-us-all-give-humble-hearty-and-sincere-thanks-now/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Those truffled turkeys, of which the reputation and the price are still increasing, appear like beneficient stars, and make the eyes sparkle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/those-truffled-turkeys-of-which-the-reputation-and-the-price-are/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [The AXA and New York Life settlements are important building blocks not only toward seeking financial recovery for the losses resulting from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-geragos/the-axa-and-new-york-life-settlements-are-important-building-blocks/)

[Mark Geragos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-geragos/)

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> [Peace is an Excellent Thing, and War is a great Misfortune. But there are Many things More valuable than Peace, and many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-john-temple-3rd-viscount-palmerston/peace-is-an-excellent-thing-and-war-is-a-great-misfortune-but-there/)

[Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-john-temple-3rd-viscount-palmerston/)

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> [A connoisseur of gastronomy was congratulated on his appointment as a director of indirect contributions at Periguex: and, above all, in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/a-connoisseur-of-gastronomy-was-congratulated-on-his-appointment-as-a/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonya-sones/we-ve-turned-off-all-the-lights-in-the-living-room-to-make-hand/)

[Sonya Sones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonya-sones/)

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> [I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-ortiz/i-need-to-eat-before-a-workout-if-i-exercise-in-the-morning-i-ll-have/)

[Ana Ortiz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-ortiz/)

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> [I confess that my stomach does not take to this style of cooking. I cannot accept calves sweetbreads swimming in a salty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/voltaire/i-confess-that-my-stomach-does-not-take-to-this-style-of-cooking-i/)

[Voltaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/voltaire/)

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> [unlike other countries, we're not skeptical at all when it comes to EU expansion. In fact, we are in favor of admitting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lech-kaczynski/unlike-other-countries-we-re-not-skeptical-at-all-when-it-comes-to-eu/)

[Lech Kaczynski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lech-kaczynski/)

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> [When the U.S. asks for the extradition of a terrorist, if Turkey doesn't have that individual on the terror list, what do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/recep-tayyip-erdogan/when-the-u-s-asks-for-the-extradition-of-a-terrorist-if-turkey-doesn/)

[Recep Tayyip Erdogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/recep-tayyip-erdogan/)

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> [Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-yourofsky/every-november-during-the-certain-holiday-people-love-so-much-people/)

[Gary Yourofsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-yourofsky/)

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> [The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-dressler/the-world-doesn-t-go-around-on-love-between-men-and-women-lovers-get/)

[Marie Dressler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-dressler/)

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> [First, educate yourself about what a vegan diet entails and why it is beneficial to your health. You need to understand and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-player/first-educate-yourself-about-what-a-vegan-diet-entails-and-why-it-is/)

[Gary Player](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-player/)

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> [Re: Robert Montgomery's Poems His writing bears the same relation to poetry which a Turkey carpet bears to a picture. There are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-b-macaulay/re-robert-montgomery-s-poems-his-writing-bears-the-same-relation-to/)

[Thomas B. Macaulay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-b-macaulay/)

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> [Even if nonpolluting power were feasible and abundant, the use of energy on a massive scale acts on society like a drug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ivan-illich/even-if-nonpolluting-power-were-feasible-and-abundant-the-use-of/)

[Ivan Illich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ivan-illich/)

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                        "text": "When the U.S. asks for the extradition of a terrorist, if Turkey doesn't have that individual on the terror list, what do we say, what do we respond? Now, the individual might not be on your terror list or terrorist list. But if he is on my list, and if we have an agreement on the extradition of criminals, if I make the request, then, well, you should extradite that person. And there has been numerous examples of that mechanism working with many other nations as well, not just the U.S.",
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                        "text": "Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?",
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                        "text": "The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are past middle life - and I hope you have the rich experience of love along the way - don't think everything is all over. Don't regret the vanished cocktail when the stuffed turkey is about to come in. Flip out your napkin and bite into it! Friends you can gather around you in the later years of life are worth the whole thing.",
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                        "text": "First, educate yourself about what a vegan diet entails and why it is beneficial to your health. You need to understand and embrace the philosophy or you will not be able to make such a drastic dietary change. Secondly, make the change over time. Don't try and \"go cold turkey\"; you will shock your system and you will develop cravings that you may not be able to fight off. If you take your time and let your body adjust you will be eating a completely different diet before you realize it.",
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                        "text": "Re: Robert Montgomery's Poems His writing bears the same relation to poetry which a Turkey carpet bears to a picture. There are colours in the Turkey carpet out of which a picture might be made. There are words in Mr. Montgomery's writing which, when disposed in certain orders and combinations,have made, and will make again, good poetry. But, as they now stand, they seem to be put together on principle in such a manner as to give no image of anything in the heavens above, or in the earth beneath, or in the waters under the earth.",
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