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> [I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-hate-turkeys-if-you-stand-in-the-meat-section-at-the-grocery-store/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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